tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21881326680543346112024-03-20T08:51:54.528-07:00The Wisdom of JasonSharing the wisdom of my brother by way of his Facebook Status UpdatesYasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.comBlogger380125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-67854512229428348272012-10-06T12:36:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:36:19.858-07:0006Oct/12Full of turkey.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-55558962978855838322012-09-30T12:35:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:35:44.794-07:0030Sep/12Nothing like a tasty Guinness on a cool and sunny Sunday afternoon.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-14468910087105890982012-09-27T12:34:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:34:49.639-07:0027Sep/12Dreaming of some crispy bacon.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-2166455902177691052012-09-17T12:32:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:32:24.275-07:0017Sep/12A nice slice of bacon, where can you be?Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-25787058005034952222012-09-17T12:31:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:31:49.240-07:0017Sep/12I, the founder of the Crispy Chicken Wing Academy for the Truly Gifted approve all eating of crispy chicken wings!Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-69681584626046293552012-09-07T12:30:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:30:37.334-07:0007Sep/12As an ever expanding shadow consumed street after bustling street, the people began to stop in wonder as they gazed upwards. Their noses filled with the flavour of godly crispyness.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-80865556755812266352012-09-05T12:29:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:29:54.732-07:0005Sep/12Bacon rised slowly over the mountain tops as the autumn breeze began to lift it gently over the calm air of the unsuspecting city below.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-985518965769286982012-09-02T12:20:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:21:19.732-07:0002Sep/12<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Yasher says: Behold, Jason, Ribbon Gymnast Extraordinaire!
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Joe says: Is he going to be OK?<br />
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Yasher says: I think he got a silver medal.<br />
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Jason says: So graceful! Such raw talent! I missed my true calling.
Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-59130706980789220292012-08-23T12:16:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:16:50.054-07:0023Aug/12Turning bacon into poo every chance I get.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-30259479534194960762012-08-15T12:15:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:15:55.513-07:0015Aug/12Have you seen my foot? I can't find it.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-66039708016281051792012-08-14T12:15:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:15:22.134-07:0014Aug/12What's on your bacon?Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-85336906773651642062012-08-03T12:14:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:14:31.696-07:0003Aug/12Neil says: just announced ..... stephen hawking has mathamaticly proven that bacon is EVERYONES kryptonite ......
"upon further studies ,i have come to the conclusion that bacon even to vegetarians , would be eaten by every living being on this planet"<br />
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Jason says: I put bacon inside meYasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-37204372502648379512012-07-30T12:08:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:08:55.640-07:0030Jul/12Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.<br />
Give a man a pan and he'll find some bacon.<br />
And a stove or something.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-41006415913211651682012-07-30T12:07:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:08:13.518-07:0030Jul/12Neil says: i went to a farm today and i saw a pig wearing a shirt that said .....
I HEART ( PICTURE OF YOU ) .... man was it funnyYasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-5999940263278373302012-07-26T12:06:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:06:53.834-07:0026Jul/12If I poo in your pants it's only because I didn't want to poo in mine. Don't take it personally.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-2086085670342017102012-07-24T12:06:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:06:13.228-07:0024Jul/12Pass dee bacon on dee left hand side.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-24683905887291252222012-07-21T12:04:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:05:34.170-07:0021Jul/12Be<br />
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NightYasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-15450737339989025882012-07-20T12:03:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:04:38.158-07:0020Jul/12Oh sure, ice cream trucks are great in the summer but what about the other seasons?<br />
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<b>BACON TRUCK</b><br />
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What kind of music should it play to bring the masses?Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-17403393254026947572012-07-20T12:02:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:03:01.094-07:0020Jul/12If you slap me in the face with bacon I will not be offended.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-46078837712877012672012-07-18T12:02:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:02:23.139-07:0018Jul/12I often wonder to myself, if I could poop crispy slices of tasty bacon, would people post on my wall more frequently?
Are you challenging me?Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-63187912711078416552012-07-16T12:01:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:01:44.950-07:0016Jul/12What a nice relaxing day, got another one lined up for tomorrow!
I hope that big yellow orb in the sky sticks around for a while longer...Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-90283165705059307062012-07-09T12:00:00.000-07:002012-10-09T12:00:56.057-07:0009Jul/12Bacon Orchard.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-35880076837658873492012-07-06T21:27:00.001-07:002012-07-06T21:27:12.484-07:0006Jul/12If butterflies where made of bacon I'd eat them more often.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-44498725118193850442012-07-04T21:23:00.000-07:002012-07-06T21:26:17.036-07:0004Jul/12Think of the food you dislike the most. Now wrap it in bacon. You like it now?Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2188132668054334611.post-30471494502176736712012-06-27T21:22:00.000-07:002012-07-06T21:25:54.315-07:0027Jun/12If bacon could talk it would say you have a pretty mouth.Yasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06677676862634576446noreply@blogger.com0