He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

06Oct/12

Full of turkey.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

30Sep/12

Nothing like a tasty Guinness on a cool and sunny Sunday afternoon.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

27Sep/12

Dreaming of some crispy bacon.

Monday, September 17, 2012

17Sep/12

A nice slice of bacon, where can you be?

17Sep/12

I, the founder of the Crispy Chicken Wing Academy for the Truly Gifted approve all eating of crispy chicken wings!

Friday, September 7, 2012

07Sep/12

As an ever expanding shadow consumed street after bustling street, the people began to stop in wonder as they gazed upwards. Their noses filled with the flavour of godly crispyness.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

05Sep/12

Bacon rised slowly over the mountain tops as the autumn breeze began to lift it gently over the calm air of the unsuspecting city below.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

02Sep/12


Yasher says: Behold, Jason, Ribbon Gymnast Extraordinaire!

Joe says: Is he going to be OK?

Yasher says: I think he got a silver medal.

Jason says: So graceful! Such raw talent! I missed my true calling.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

23Aug/12

Turning bacon into poo every chance I get.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

15Aug/12

Have you seen my foot? I can't find it.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

14Aug/12

What's on your bacon?

Friday, August 3, 2012

03Aug/12

Neil says: just announced ..... stephen hawking has mathamaticly proven that bacon is EVERYONES kryptonite ...... "upon further studies ,i have come to the conclusion that bacon even to vegetarians , would be eaten by every living being on this planet"

Jason says: I put bacon inside me

Monday, July 30, 2012

30Jul/12

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Give a man a pan and he'll find some bacon.
And a stove or something.

30Jul/12

Neil says: i went to a farm today and i saw a pig wearing a shirt that said ..... I HEART ( PICTURE OF YOU ) .... man was it funny

Thursday, July 26, 2012

26Jul/12

If I poo in your pants it's only because I didn't want to poo in mine. Don't take it personally.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

24Jul/12

Pass dee bacon on dee left hand side.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

21Jul/12

Be
A
Captain
One
More
Night

Friday, July 20, 2012

20Jul/12

Oh sure, ice cream trucks are great in the summer but what about the other seasons?

BACON TRUCK

What kind of music should it play to bring the masses?

20Jul/12

If you slap me in the face with bacon I will not be offended.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

18Jul/12

I often wonder to myself, if I could poop crispy slices of tasty bacon, would people post on my wall more frequently? Are you challenging me?

Monday, July 16, 2012

16Jul/12

What a nice relaxing day, got another one lined up for tomorrow! I hope that big yellow orb in the sky sticks around for a while longer...

Monday, July 9, 2012

09Jul/12

Bacon Orchard.

Friday, July 6, 2012

06Jul/12

If butterflies where made of bacon I'd eat them more often.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

04Jul/12

Think of the food you dislike the most. Now wrap it in bacon. You like it now?

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

27Jun/12

If bacon could talk it would say you have a pretty mouth.

Monday, June 25, 2012

25Jun/12

I vote bacon.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

23Jun/12

UFC Tonight - crying, hugging, smilling, prancing, lots of kicking in the balls. I'm surprised there were no cupcakes being served after each fight.

Friday, June 22, 2012

22Jun/12

I've waited patiently for you all week. I've missed you so much. I can't wait to hold you again. I love you crispy chicken wings!

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

20Jun/12

What do YOU look like?

Saturday, June 16, 2012

16Jun/12


This was a self portrait.


This was a selft portrait of my hand.

16Jun/12

I'm all over the place. Like melted butter.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

12Jun/12

Beautiful
And
Crispy
Ohhh
Nice

Saturday, June 9, 2012

09Jun/12

Jason says: Take me to your bacon.

Yasher says: I ate my bacon; you sure you wanna go?

Thursday, June 7, 2012

07Jun/12

Bacon floats across the sky
Right into my mouth
I stare upon the sea and chew
And wonder if something from the sea tastes like bacon