The Wisdom of Jason
Sharing the wisdom of my brother by way of his Facebook Status Updates
He's odd and he loves bacon.
Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.
Saturday, October 6, 2012
Sunday, September 30, 2012
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Monday, September 17, 2012
17Sep/12
I, the founder of the Crispy Chicken Wing Academy for the Truly Gifted approve all eating of crispy chicken wings!
Friday, September 7, 2012
07Sep/12
As an ever expanding shadow consumed street after bustling street, the people began to stop in wonder as they gazed upwards. Their noses filled with the flavour of godly crispyness.
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
05Sep/12
Bacon rised slowly over the mountain tops as the autumn breeze began to lift it gently over the calm air of the unsuspecting city below.
Sunday, September 2, 2012
02Sep/12
Joe says: Is he going to be OK?
Yasher says: I think he got a silver medal.
Jason says: So graceful! Such raw talent! I missed my true calling.
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Friday, August 3, 2012
03Aug/12
Neil says: just announced ..... stephen hawking has mathamaticly proven that bacon is EVERYONES kryptonite ......
"upon further studies ,i have come to the conclusion that bacon even to vegetarians , would be eaten by every living being on this planet"
Jason says: I put bacon inside me
Jason says: I put bacon inside me
Monday, July 30, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
26Jul/12
If I poo in your pants it's only because I didn't want to poo in mine. Don't take it personally.
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Friday, July 20, 2012
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
18Jul/12
I often wonder to myself, if I could poop crispy slices of tasty bacon, would people post on my wall more frequently?
Are you challenging me?
Monday, July 16, 2012
16Jul/12
What a nice relaxing day, got another one lined up for tomorrow!
I hope that big yellow orb in the sky sticks around for a while longer...
Monday, July 9, 2012
Friday, July 6, 2012
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Monday, June 25, 2012
Saturday, June 23, 2012
23Jun/12
UFC Tonight - crying, hugging, smilling, prancing, lots of kicking in the balls.
I'm surprised there were no cupcakes being served after each fight.
Friday, June 22, 2012
22Jun/12
I've waited patiently for you all week. I've missed you so much. I can't wait to hold you again. I love you crispy chicken wings!
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Saturday, June 16, 2012
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Thursday, June 7, 2012
07Jun/12
Bacon floats across the sky
Right into my mouth
I stare upon the sea and chew
And wonder if something from the sea tastes like bacon
Right into my mouth
I stare upon the sea and chew
And wonder if something from the sea tastes like bacon
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