03Apr/10

Jason is full of ham and beer.

30Mar/10

Jason is a chicken magnet. A crispy chicken magnet. Chickaaaaaaaaaah

26Mar/10

Jason drank a beer.

22Mar/10

Karate Chop vs. Pork Chop. Pork Chop wins!

20Mar/10

Jason had some gas splashed in my eyes while I was at the dump today. I don't recommend this.

15Mar/10

Jason is day dreaming about bacon.

06Mar/10

Jason has pretty much beaten the ninja cold down. But a cough remains. A samurai cough.

04Mar/10

Jason is fighting a cold. A ninja cold.

02Mar/10

The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before.

01Mar/10

Meat from other animals, such as beef, lamb, chicken, goat, or turkey, may also be cut, cured, or otherwise prepared to resemble bacon.

25Feb/10

Jason wishes he was like Spiderman. But rather than shooting web out of his wrists, it would be bacon. And instead of being able to climb walls and what-not, he could fry the bacon with his fingers tips. And instead of the Spider mask, there would be a strip of bacon across his eyes, like Geordi La Forge from Star Trek.

24Feb/10

Jason is fighting Ninja!

23Feb/10

Jason turns bacon into poop.

Just wait for my next trick.. turning poop into bacon. Currently looking for taste testers.

20Feb/10 with guests

Jason sniffs for gold

Yasher comments: Well you smell like butt. Okay, I don't know why I said that. I've been hanging out with my kid too much. Who, by the way, draws every picture with fart lines coming out the back of people. Jason. Thanks for that!

Jason comments: Hehehe, fart lines. That was great

Yasher comments: Yeah, it continues to be quite hilarious. My kid is lucky that her mother is so fabulously immature. Seems to run in the family...

Jason comments: Turns out I really do smell like butt sometimes.

Ysaher comments: I must be psychic, eh?

10Feb/10

Bacon. The chocolate bar of meats.

05Feb/10

Buh. Akin. Bacon.

30Jan/10

Jason thinks that sh!t would be a lot different if he could just breathe water.

30Jan/10

Jason 'aint fakin' no bacon makin'.

28Jan/10

Jason enjoyed eating those yummy ribs tonight. Jason will also enjoy their exit tomorow morning. But not as much as the eating part.

25Jan/10

Jason reminds everyone that bacon may be eaten smoked, boiled, fried, baked, or grilled.

25Jan/10

Jason is working to bring home the bacon.

23Jan/10

Jason just planted a tree in the backyard. I can't wait for the crispy bacon to start growing from its branches!

21Jan/10

Jason wonders if bacon showers really does rhyme with Jason ...

20Jan/10

Jason believes in bacon at first sight.

15Jan/10

Jason surfs the bacon.

08Jan/10

Jason wonders if bacon is a color.

06Jan/10

Jason is going to invent bacon kites. And then pigs really WILL fly! I guess it will really just be a portion that will fly, not an entire pig. So ya, that "when pigs fly" saying doesn't really apply. All this typing is slowing my inventing down.

22Dec/09

Jason is hoping Santa leaves some bacon under the tree this year.

12Dec/09 with guests

Jason is going to place small pieces of bacon on his pillow so he can snack throughout the night.

MJ comments: That makes me think Bacon Ferry.

Yasher comments: MJ is right. The Bacon Fairy will come and leave you teeth.

Chris S comments: yum yum pigs bum

Jason comments: More teeth means I can eat more bacon?

Yasher comments: Not if the Bacon Fairy takes the bacon you've left under your pillow. I'd lay in wait then grab the wing-ed freak and give her a bacon shake down when she shows up!

MJ comments: Geez, you would think I could spell fairy. lmao

Jason comments: I don't know. A Bacon Ferry I think beats all. You can have a bacon piece, a bacon fairy and even a yum yum pigs bum but a ferry made of bacon is nothing like you have ever seen. You can not deny this bacon truth that we all share. Please place small pieces of bacon on your pillows. Then it will be complete. Surf the Bacon.

04Dec/09

Jason is made of atoms acting according to the laws of physics.

26Nov/09

You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants.

20Nov/09

Jason wonders if he had 2 extra fingers, would he type 16% faster?

19Nov/09 with guests

Jason is Porkboy, the breakfast monkey.

Wonko comments: Do you fight evil with your pork sword? :)

Yasher comments: It says so on his birth certicate and everything!

13Nov/09

Jason wants the bacon.

12Nov/09

Jason likes the bacon.

10Nov/09

One word. Chicken wings.

08Nov/09 with guests

Jason has 64 moose at his disposal.

Charlotte comments: Is there a place in the suburbs of Richmond to safely and legally store 64 moose? Are you hiding them in that big Buddhist temple?

Jason comments: How did you know my mooses were Buddhist?

Yasher comments: *laughs coffee out her nose* I love you Jason. And your Buddhist mooses.

Stu comments: are they moose monks?

Yasher comments: *laughs coffee out nose again, and isn't even drinking coffee right now*

06Nov/09

Jason has 64 ninja at his disposal.

05Nov/09

Jason likes to poop and thinks everybody likes to also.

02Nov/09

Jason is an attached file.

Yasher comments: ...with cheese.

Stu comments: and bacon

02Oct/09

Jason is a master yodeler. And I have a cookie.

22Sep/09

Jason is Laser Sword!

13Sep/09

Jason went to the zoo! And they let me leave.

12Sep/09

Jason is all up in there.

25Aug/09

Jason is going to press some buttons and hopes that something smart will become of it... well, better luck next time I guess.

20Aug/09

Jason is looking forward to the weekend. "Oh Suneth, come and smite me with your smitting rays of happy sunshine time..."

10Aug/09

Jason got a Tetanus shot and a wart frozen off my foot. Now I can step on as many dirty old nails as I feel like.

MJ comments: Have fun with that!

Nicole comments: someone told me about licking it in the morning when u wake up works as well

Jason comments: Are you talking about Stu and his famous wart removal system? You crazy! I don't want to lick my foot let alone lick a wart on my foot!

Stu comments: Lol! I'm telling you it works damn it! Beside I just want to see you get your foot to your mouth. Monkey fart breath.

Jason comments: I don't know if I can even... ok, yep. I can lick every part of my foot.

Peter F comments: after 40 you can't lick your feet anymore. That's prob a good thing. LOL

08Aug/09

Jason had a nail through his foot today.

02Aug/09

Jason swats at the 3 or 4 mosquitos that have made it past the perimeter...

28Jul/09

Jason is sticking to a leather chair.

23Jul/09

Jason battled mold and grime, copper pipes and insect carcasses. And said hello to a skunk in the backyard. It's almost like a Disney movie. Except the mold and grime, copper pipes and insect carcasses part.

24Jun/09

Jason pooped while he floated.

19Jun/09 with guests

Jason knows how to poop and poop knows how to be pooped. Trust poop.

Yasher comments: Poop or do not poop. There is no 'try.'

Jason comments: The poop is strong in this one.

20Apr/09

Jason is now insane. Barney did it.

06Mar/09

Jason is the lord of dance and the number 9.

30Jan/09

Jason thinks cheese has the potential to bring world peace to us all.

29Jan/09

Jason thinks that taking a poo is one of the great things to do when sitting down.

26Jan/09

Jason is an alien egg nestled quietly in an asteroid headed for Earth.

23Jan/09

Jason is a pancake.

17Jan/09

Jason can't think of what to type here. So I'm just randomly pressing some keys hoping something interesting becomes of it. Did it work?

16Jan/09

I like to poopy, poopy. I like to poopy, poopy. I like to poopy, poopy. Poopy! (Is that the right way to spell poopy? Poopie?)

15Jan/09

Jason figures if birds can poop anywhere they please then so should we. What you think of THAT, David Suzuki?!

13Jan/09 and guests

Jason has 12 fingers. No, no, no wait... still only 10.

Yasher comments: Maybe you have two ghost fingers. Check again at midnight.

The Beautiful Wife comments: How'd you get 10 fingers when the rest of us only got 8?

Stu comments: Wrong again dummy

11Jan/09

Jason thinks that if you all of a sudden grew an eye on your tounge, it would be really hard to eat salt and vinager chips and stuff.

09Jan/09

Jason dreams of a strip of bacon laying beside several other strips of bacon.

01Jan/09

Jason plans to eat more bacon this year.

11Dec/08

Jason remembers that frosty dies without that stinky hat.

23Nov/08

Jason thinks Bambi would be a much better movie if deer carried submachine guns.

19Nov/08

Jason drinks your milkshake.

17Nov/08

Jason turns into pancake batter at midnight. The curse of Aunt Jemima!

12Nov/08

Jason says "It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all"

11Nov/08

Jason thinks his beard is "in"

07Nov/08

Jason wants to fly a Tie.

03Nov/08

Jason wishes he had a monicle like Mr. Peanut

29Oct/08

Jason doesn't think talking to the police like the Swedish Chef is always a good idea. Hey, just for fun try it!

24Oct/08

Jason thinks if he could poop furry little cuddly bunnies, he would be way more popular. At least during easter.

18Oct/08

Jason is not an African voodoo priest.

18Oct/08

Jason is a tall glass of bacon and cheeze.

07Oct/08

Jason is a beardless alien.

06Oct/08

Jason is an apple and rests comfortably beside a pie with his apple friends.

03Oct/08

Jason is The One Handed Pepsi Can with a Syringe as a Hand Man (The new super hero in town).

03Oct/08

Jason can not spell trampoleen.

02Oct/08

Jason is whistling dixie.

01Oct/08

Jason is creating his own Jason and plans to unleash the rotten b@st@rd into the streets of ...Nanaimo?

30Sep/08

Jason is wrapped in bacon

17Sep/08

My liver is juicy and lean. Aliens want it for these two properties.

13Sep/08

Jason is on his way to pick up a dishwasher. And then maybe some beers might magicaly appear and I might just have to drink them all.

01Sep/08

Jason believes a giant planet of ham is orbiting some lucky star out there... oh lucky star

28Aug/08

Jason wonders if the Gelfling population ever recovered

17Aug/08

Jason remembers having long hair.

14Aug/08

Jason is a bald Frenchman.

31Jul/08

Jason is putting a piece of bacon in his left nostril so he can smell the sweet, happy smell of bacon all throughout the week.

23Jul/08

Jason is pretty sure its nearly impossible to force yourself to grow a third nipple.

20Jul/08

Jason is doing his part to stamp out, eliminate, abolish, get rid of and stop redundancy

20Jul/08

Jason is doing his part to stamp out, eliminate, abolish, get rid of and stop redundancy

08Jul/08

Jason can count well past all of those fingers he's holding up.

02Jul/08

Jason doesn't think Spiderman looks anything like an actual spider.

29Jun/08

Jason is one blueberry pie short of having a blueberry pie.

05Jun/08

Jason likes to poop.

30May/08

Jason thinks that if he were a dolphin, he would swim better then anyone else around here