06Mar/09

Jason is the lord of dance and the number 9.

30Jan/09

Jason thinks cheese has the potential to bring world peace to us all.

29Jan/09

Jason thinks that taking a poo is one of the great things to do when sitting down.

26Jan/09

Jason is an alien egg nestled quietly in an asteroid headed for Earth.

23Jan/09

Jason is a pancake.

17Jan/09

Jason can't think of what to type here. So I'm just randomly pressing some keys hoping something interesting becomes of it. Did it work?

16Jan/09

I like to poopy, poopy. I like to poopy, poopy. I like to poopy, poopy. Poopy! (Is that the right way to spell poopy? Poopie?)

15Jan/09

Jason figures if birds can poop anywhere they please then so should we. What you think of THAT, David Suzuki?!

13Jan/09 and guests

Jason has 12 fingers. No, no, no wait... still only 10.

Yasher comments: Maybe you have two ghost fingers. Check again at midnight.

The Beautiful Wife comments: How'd you get 10 fingers when the rest of us only got 8?

Stu comments: Wrong again dummy

11Jan/09

Jason thinks that if you all of a sudden grew an eye on your tounge, it would be really hard to eat salt and vinager chips and stuff.

09Jan/09

Jason dreams of a strip of bacon laying beside several other strips of bacon.

01Jan/09

Jason plans to eat more bacon this year.

11Dec/08

Jason remembers that frosty dies without that stinky hat.

23Nov/08

Jason thinks Bambi would be a much better movie if deer carried submachine guns.

19Nov/08

Jason drinks your milkshake.

17Nov/08

Jason turns into pancake batter at midnight. The curse of Aunt Jemima!

12Nov/08

Jason says "It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all"

11Nov/08

Jason thinks his beard is "in"

07Nov/08

Jason wants to fly a Tie.

03Nov/08

Jason wishes he had a monicle like Mr. Peanut