22Jul/11

To pick is to search. To pick a nose is to remedy. To flick the pick is just good times.

21Jul/11 Part 3

21Jul/11 Part 2

Bacon exists as waves but it's a particle when observed?

21Jul/11

Advertising is advertising advertising.

19Jul/11 with Thanks to Corona Beer

In physics or chemistry, beer particles are the smaller particles composing good times and super awesome times. There are two types of beer particles: buzz particles, which are not made of other particles, and other peoples buzz particles and how they interact.

17Jul/11 with Apologies to Mother Nature

Rain, rain piss off.

(I'm not sure where this photo comes from. If it's yours, let me know and I'll give you the proper credit for this totally awesome, if not a bit damp, shot!)

14Jul/11 with Apologies to Jim Henson

This is what I look like when suffering from an allergy attack.

Like I am right now.

11Jul/11

You got Deuterium in my Tritium!

02Jul/11

Wife, daughter, sun, beer, water fights, music, bugs, wispy clouds, people cheering in the park. Feeling good.

20Jun/11

When the piñata starts hitting back it probably wasn't a piñata at all.

17Jun/11

Jason, on the Canucks' loss of the Stanley Cup to the Boston Bruins: My beard just wasn't big enough.

Yasher says: But it had fun, and that's all that matters, right?

Yasher says: It didn't riot, did it?

Jason says: As the beard layed in it's final resting place, it expressed anger and bewilderment towards the sensless riot. It stared up from the trash bin and cried in happiness for the good people who came to put the streets back together again the following morning. Then it vanished.

Yasher says: That's one heck of a beard!

24May/11

The Canucks win their way into the Stanley Cup Playoffs!

Now we just have to wait and see who they will be playing against.

Jason is a bit happy about the news.

21May/11

All bacon is worth having.

20May/11

Bacon Yes
Snapping and glittering
Hot pan full
Crispy meat so tasty

18May/11

My crazy playoff beard helps the Canucks pwn the Sharts! ... Again!!

(Yasher replies: Sorry Jason, it is, in fact, my Canucks bracelet that is the reason behind their stellar winning streak.)

13May/11

Jason posts: E=f*h, where h is 6.63 * 10E-34 Js

(I have no idea where this picture comes from or if Jason made it himself. If he 'borrowed' it from you, let me know and I'll be happy to give you credit.)

Wait... what? Does Jason's post have anything to do with bacon? Or guns? Or bacon guns? After some research (2 seconds on Google) I have come up with this:

http://www.thebigview.com/spacetime/quantumtheory.html

Short version is that Jason's post is a universal constant.

Much like the awesomeness of bacon.

Well done Jason!

Which, coincidentally, or maybe not so much, is exactly the best state for bacon!

07May/11

Bacon is nothing without a face to enjoy it.

03May/11 from Wonko

Wonko's post to Jason:

Jason's reply: Bacon>Logic

Neil M's reply: the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.. or the one

unless the one is bacon to assume otherwise would be quite illogical

03May/11

The second step in enjoying tasty, tasty bacon is usually when it is placed inside your face.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

And now, a Public Service Announcement from Jason.

Our apologies to Gene Roddenberry and William Shatner.