27Jun/12

If bacon could talk it would say you have a pretty mouth.

25Jun/12

I vote bacon.

23Jun/12

UFC Tonight - crying, hugging, smilling, prancing, lots of kicking in the balls. I'm surprised there were no cupcakes being served after each fight.

22Jun/12

I've waited patiently for you all week. I've missed you so much. I can't wait to hold you again. I love you crispy chicken wings!

20Jun/12

What do YOU look like?

16Jun/12

This was a self portrait.

This was a selft portrait of my hand.

16Jun/12

I'm all over the place. Like melted butter.

12Jun/12

Beautiful
And
Crispy
Ohhh
Nice

09Jun/12

Jason says: Take me to your bacon.

Yasher says: I ate my bacon; you sure you wanna go?

07Jun/12

Bacon floats across the sky
Right into my mouth
I stare upon the sea and chew
And wonder if something from the sea tastes like bacon

29May/12

Bacon is, bacon does, bacon always will be.

17May/12

Stay a while and listen!

16May/12

Jason said: Mowed the lawn. Then mowed the neighbours. Then mowed the other neighbours.

Shannon said: Do you live on Elm Street?

Jason said: Is there lots of grass to cut there?

Shannon said: Nope, but the neighbors need cutting.

13May/12

Pork and veil, braised beef, vitamin D, kiddie pool, carousel, heritage village, beer, radio blasting, lawn mowers in the distance, bbq chicken in the forecast...

12May/12

Haida Gwaii Halibut, family, vitamin D, guitar, piano, beer, lamb, bare feet etc.

10May/12

Crispy chicken wing land

27Apr/12

I just took the biggest poop in my whole life.

23Mar/12

"I'm going to take a big chunk out of the tv and take all the comercials away!" - Jason's daughter

10Mar/12

Chicken bacon?

08Mar/12

Jason says: If I ask nicely, will you give me your bacon?

Yasher says: Not a chance.

Stu says: Nope. Get your own bacon. Bacon eater

Wonko says: You can have my bacon when you pry it from my greasy dead hands!

Neil says: i would gladly pay you monday for some bacon today