He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

23Aug/12

Turning bacon into poo every chance I get.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

15Aug/12

Have you seen my foot? I can't find it.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

14Aug/12

What's on your bacon?

Friday, August 3, 2012

03Aug/12

Neil says: just announced ..... stephen hawking has mathamaticly proven that bacon is EVERYONES kryptonite ...... "upon further studies ,i have come to the conclusion that bacon even to vegetarians , would be eaten by every living being on this planet"

Jason says: I put bacon inside me

Monday, July 30, 2012

30Jul/12

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Give a man a pan and he'll find some bacon.
And a stove or something.

30Jul/12

Neil says: i went to a farm today and i saw a pig wearing a shirt that said ..... I HEART ( PICTURE OF YOU ) .... man was it funny

Thursday, July 26, 2012

26Jul/12

If I poo in your pants it's only because I didn't want to poo in mine. Don't take it personally.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

24Jul/12

Pass dee bacon on dee left hand side.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

21Jul/12

Be
A
Captain
One
More
Night

Friday, July 20, 2012

20Jul/12

Oh sure, ice cream trucks are great in the summer but what about the other seasons?

BACON TRUCK

What kind of music should it play to bring the masses?

20Jul/12

If you slap me in the face with bacon I will not be offended.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

18Jul/12

I often wonder to myself, if I could poop crispy slices of tasty bacon, would people post on my wall more frequently? Are you challenging me?

Monday, July 16, 2012

16Jul/12

What a nice relaxing day, got another one lined up for tomorrow! I hope that big yellow orb in the sky sticks around for a while longer...

Monday, July 9, 2012

09Jul/12

Bacon Orchard.

Friday, July 6, 2012

06Jul/12

If butterflies where made of bacon I'd eat them more often.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

04Jul/12

Think of the food you dislike the most. Now wrap it in bacon. You like it now?

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

27Jun/12

If bacon could talk it would say you have a pretty mouth.

Monday, June 25, 2012

25Jun/12

I vote bacon.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

23Jun/12

UFC Tonight - crying, hugging, smilling, prancing, lots of kicking in the balls. I'm surprised there were no cupcakes being served after each fight.

Friday, June 22, 2012

22Jun/12

I've waited patiently for you all week. I've missed you so much. I can't wait to hold you again. I love you crispy chicken wings!