11Dec/08

Jason remembers that frosty dies without that stinky hat.

23Nov/08

Jason thinks Bambi would be a much better movie if deer carried submachine guns.

19Nov/08

Jason drinks your milkshake.

17Nov/08

Jason turns into pancake batter at midnight. The curse of Aunt Jemima!

12Nov/08

Jason says "It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all"

11Nov/08

Jason thinks his beard is "in"

07Nov/08

Jason wants to fly a Tie.

03Nov/08

Jason wishes he had a monicle like Mr. Peanut

29Oct/08

Jason doesn't think talking to the police like the Swedish Chef is always a good idea. Hey, just for fun try it!

24Oct/08

Jason thinks if he could poop furry little cuddly bunnies, he would be way more popular. At least during easter.

18Oct/08

Jason is not an African voodoo priest.

18Oct/08

Jason is a tall glass of bacon and cheeze.

07Oct/08

Jason is a beardless alien.

06Oct/08

Jason is an apple and rests comfortably beside a pie with his apple friends.

03Oct/08

Jason is The One Handed Pepsi Can with a Syringe as a Hand Man (The new super hero in town).

03Oct/08

Jason can not spell trampoleen.

02Oct/08

Jason is whistling dixie.

01Oct/08

Jason is creating his own Jason and plans to unleash the rotten b@st@rd into the streets of ...Nanaimo?

30Sep/08

Jason is wrapped in bacon

17Sep/08

My liver is juicy and lean. Aliens want it for these two properties.

13Sep/08

Jason is on his way to pick up a dishwasher. And then maybe some beers might magicaly appear and I might just have to drink them all.

01Sep/08

Jason believes a giant planet of ham is orbiting some lucky star out there... oh lucky star

28Aug/08

Jason wonders if the Gelfling population ever recovered

17Aug/08

Jason remembers having long hair.

14Aug/08

Jason is a bald Frenchman.

31Jul/08

Jason is putting a piece of bacon in his left nostril so he can smell the sweet, happy smell of bacon all throughout the week.

23Jul/08

Jason is pretty sure its nearly impossible to force yourself to grow a third nipple.

20Jul/08

Jason is doing his part to stamp out, eliminate, abolish, get rid of and stop redundancy

20Jul/08

Jason is doing his part to stamp out, eliminate, abolish, get rid of and stop redundancy

08Jul/08

Jason can count well past all of those fingers he's holding up.

02Jul/08

Jason doesn't think Spiderman looks anything like an actual spider.

29Jun/08

Jason is one blueberry pie short of having a blueberry pie.

05Jun/08

Jason likes to poop.

30May/08

Jason thinks that if he were a dolphin, he would swim better then anyone else around here

23Apr/08

Jason is a very crisp strip of bacon.

22Apr/08

Jason is having a staring contest with himself. Witch eye will win? His left or his right?

20Apr/08

Jason is a toasted ham sandwich

16Apr/08

Jason is home made

15Apr/08

Jason dreams of melted cheddar and crispy bacon floating in a sea of tasty chunks of ham

13Apr/08

Jason and John Travolta just dont hit the *cencored* like they used to.

12Apr/08

Jason is only one arms length away from his other arm

10Apr/08

Jason is in deep meditation with a large ham sandwich. Away with you vile vegatables! There is no home for you here!

09Apr/08

Jason leaps from building to building looking for the perfect ham sandwich

08Apr/08

Jason wonders if he had just one more hand, maybe he could drink 50% more than normal

06Apr/08

Jason is pretty sure if he had two asses, he wouldn't be sure witch one to sit on.

01Apr/08

Jason has a huge brain. Its full of knowledge and stuff like that.

27Mar/08

Jason thinks that if his left arm was longer than his right, he would use it to open doors. Because it would get there faster and save a little bit of time

23Mar/08

Jason tells the story about how the Bunny of Easter came, and then he ate it.

20Mar/08

Jason tries to use his mental powers to conjure a slice of crispy bacon...

15Mar/08

Jason is the NumLock key on your keyboard

12Mar/08

Jason thinks that if he was in charge of spelling xylophone, it would start with a Z. Or better yet a G that sounds like a Z. Ya, Gylaphone.

12Mar/08

Jason screams in agony "Michael Jackson stole my armpit!"

07Mar/08

Jason is the Urban Lumberjack

01Mar/08

Jason …and Buck thought they were safe but Bea injected herself with Thriller era Michael Jackson juice! She’s morphed into an uncontrollable Michael-Bea hybrid!

26Feb/08

Jason was rescued by Buck Rogers! But not without a fight! Bea's a real dirty fighter!

24Feb/08

Jason was kidnapped by Bea Arthur!

14Feb/08

Jason thinks monkeys are hiding something.

28Jan/08

Jason thinks if he were a rabbit, he could probably jump really well

27Jan/08

Jason thinks if he were a leper, he might not have to go to work tomorow

24Jan/08

Jason is Jason. And if he was someone else, he would be completely different

11Jan/08

Jason thinks everyone should pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle.

11Jan/08

Jason learned english from a book

08Jan/08

Jason is wondering when clam bake season starts

07Jan/08

Jason thinks the deflector sheild will be fully operational by the time his friends arrive...