29Nov/11

So it turns out that yelling "I drink your milkshake!" to the Tim Hortons drive through worker isn't as funny to them as it is to you.

28Nov/11

The only good piece of bacon is a piece of bacon.

25Nov/11

I once farted an entire soup.

17Nov/11

Let them eat bacon.

07Nov/11

Jason prepares the red matter.

03Nov/11

When the world gives you lemons you put them in the fridge and grab a beer.