06Oct/12

Full of turkey.

30Sep/12

Nothing like a tasty Guinness on a cool and sunny Sunday afternoon.

27Sep/12

Dreaming of some crispy bacon.

17Sep/12

A nice slice of bacon, where can you be?

17Sep/12

I, the founder of the Crispy Chicken Wing Academy for the Truly Gifted approve all eating of crispy chicken wings!

07Sep/12

As an ever expanding shadow consumed street after bustling street, the people began to stop in wonder as they gazed upwards. Their noses filled with the flavour of godly crispyness.

05Sep/12

Bacon rised slowly over the mountain tops as the autumn breeze began to lift it gently over the calm air of the unsuspecting city below.

02Sep/12

Yasher says: Behold, Jason, Ribbon Gymnast Extraordinaire!

Joe says: Is he going to be OK?

Yasher says: I think he got a silver medal.

Jason says: So graceful! Such raw talent! I missed my true calling.

23Aug/12

Turning bacon into poo every chance I get.

15Aug/12

Have you seen my foot? I can't find it.

14Aug/12

What's on your bacon?

03Aug/12

Neil says: just announced ..... stephen hawking has mathamaticly proven that bacon is EVERYONES kryptonite ...... "upon further studies ,i have come to the conclusion that bacon even to vegetarians , would be eaten by every living being on this planet"

Jason says: I put bacon inside me

30Jul/12

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Give a man a pan and he'll find some bacon.
And a stove or something.

30Jul/12

Neil says: i went to a farm today and i saw a pig wearing a shirt that said ..... I HEART ( PICTURE OF YOU ) .... man was it funny

26Jul/12

If I poo in your pants it's only because I didn't want to poo in mine. Don't take it personally.

24Jul/12

Pass dee bacon on dee left hand side.

21Jul/12

Be
A
Captain
One
More
Night

20Jul/12

Oh sure, ice cream trucks are great in the summer but what about the other seasons?

BACON TRUCK

What kind of music should it play to bring the masses?

20Jul/12

If you slap me in the face with bacon I will not be offended.

18Jul/12

I often wonder to myself, if I could poop crispy slices of tasty bacon, would people post on my wall more frequently? Are you challenging me?

16Jul/12

What a nice relaxing day, got another one lined up for tomorrow! I hope that big yellow orb in the sky sticks around for a while longer...

09Jul/12

Bacon Orchard.

06Jul/12

If butterflies where made of bacon I'd eat them more often.

04Jul/12

Think of the food you dislike the most. Now wrap it in bacon. You like it now?

27Jun/12

If bacon could talk it would say you have a pretty mouth.

25Jun/12

I vote bacon.

23Jun/12

UFC Tonight - crying, hugging, smilling, prancing, lots of kicking in the balls. I'm surprised there were no cupcakes being served after each fight.

22Jun/12

I've waited patiently for you all week. I've missed you so much. I can't wait to hold you again. I love you crispy chicken wings!

20Jun/12

What do YOU look like?

16Jun/12

This was a self portrait.

This was a selft portrait of my hand.

16Jun/12

I'm all over the place. Like melted butter.

12Jun/12

Beautiful
And
Crispy
Ohhh
Nice

09Jun/12

Jason says: Take me to your bacon.

Yasher says: I ate my bacon; you sure you wanna go?

07Jun/12

Bacon floats across the sky
Right into my mouth
I stare upon the sea and chew
And wonder if something from the sea tastes like bacon

29May/12

Bacon is, bacon does, bacon always will be.

17May/12

Stay a while and listen!

16May/12

Jason said: Mowed the lawn. Then mowed the neighbours. Then mowed the other neighbours.

Shannon said: Do you live on Elm Street?

Jason said: Is there lots of grass to cut there?

Shannon said: Nope, but the neighbors need cutting.

13May/12

Pork and veil, braised beef, vitamin D, kiddie pool, carousel, heritage village, beer, radio blasting, lawn mowers in the distance, bbq chicken in the forecast...

12May/12

Haida Gwaii Halibut, family, vitamin D, guitar, piano, beer, lamb, bare feet etc.

10May/12

Crispy chicken wing land

27Apr/12

I just took the biggest poop in my whole life.

23Mar/12

"I'm going to take a big chunk out of the tv and take all the comercials away!" - Jason's daughter

10Mar/12

Chicken bacon?

08Mar/12

Jason says: If I ask nicely, will you give me your bacon?

Yasher says: Not a chance.

Stu says: Nope. Get your own bacon. Bacon eater

Wonko says: You can have my bacon when you pry it from my greasy dead hands!

Neil says: i would gladly pay you monday for some bacon today

03Mar/12

Jason says: If the clouds were bacon, I wouldn't hate flying so much.

Neil says: until you ran into a heavy downpour of grease

Jason says: fly above the clouds Niel, fly above the clouds

01Mar/12

Bacon Explosion.

29Feb/12

The wonders of bacon

25Feb/12

Neil says: if bacon were to go out with friends on the town and get all drunk ,one of them would wake-up with a tatoo of you on their back

24Feb/12

Jason says: Insert the bacon inside you.

Keith says: *something rude that has been edited out*

Jason says: If I could sh!t bacon would you still invite me over for breakfast?

Keith says: would i?

Neil says: peg leg

23Feb/12

Jason says: Grab life by the bacon.

Yasher says: And then what?

Jason says: Dance?

19Feb/12

Instructions -
Eat bacon.
Repeat as necessary.

17Feb/12

I eat your bacon. I eat it up!

16Feb/12

My name is Jason and I'm a bacon man.

14Feb/12

If I had to give bacon a second name, it would be bacon. Because I think who ever named it first did a pretty good job already and why mess with a good thing.

13Feb/12

Jason says: There is no bacon on the moon.

Yasher says: Prove it.

Jason changes profile picture to:

Yasher says: This is not enough proof. Prove it to me on a cellular level.

Aunt Sharon says: I'm not going then

La B says: I think *everybody* knows the bacon is well hidden.

Yasher says: It's not well hidden. There is no bacon on the moon. It's a baconless environment.

Wonko says: Don't they sell it in the kiosks? *tut*

Yasher says: There are no kiosks on the moon. It's a featureless environment. (My apologies to Jason as Wonko and I have gone a bit 'The Mighty Boosh' in this thread.)

11Feb/12

Jason says: When the religions finally decide it's ok to eat bacon, there will be world peace.

Yasher says: World pieces... of bacon!

Keith says: until then i will kill for my bacon,, so let it be writtten so let it be done

10Feb/12

Jason says: ZZ Top party in the man cave! Well, it's just me. Is that still a party?

Stu says: Growing your beard again Jason?

Jason says: My beard is bacon

Stu says: Baconator!

Keith says: you naked then its a party

Jason says: I can't find my pants

Stu says: Jasson!

Shawn says: That's a little too much info!! Lol

Jason says: I found Shawns pants!

Shawn says: DOH!!! I was looking for those!! Lol

09Feb/12

Jason says: Bacon origami?

Yasher says: The deliciousness is in the folds!

Yasher says: Why did that sound rude?

Jason says: It's only rude if it's pirate origami.

15Jan/12

Jason says: I can feel your bacon. It gives you focus, makes you stronger.

Neil says: cook me down now and i will become tastier than you could possably imagine

13Jan/12

Is enjoying a warm fire in the man cave.