27Oct/10

I wonder if I could somehow play my guitar with a slice of bacon. I need a video camera...

26Oct/10 with guest

Jason says: I wish this cold would turn into bacon.

Wonko says: Crispy Sneezes!

22Oct/10

Jason has had a real bad cold for the last couple of days. Starting to feel a bit better. Is it wrong to eat bacon if I can't taste it? Is that like a waste of bacon?

20Oct/10

If when you die and you get a choice between bacon heaven and regular heaven, choose bacon heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy.

19Oct/10

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then yahoo! I'd have all my money back.

17Oct/10

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and our prejudices and just get down and eat some delicious crispy bacon together.

16Oct/10

I was watching an old man walk by the house today and thought to myself "I'm going to be like you one day old man, so why not give me your coat?". So I went out to try and get his coat but he was gone.

15Oct/10

If puppies tasted like bacon I'd eat them too!

15Oct/10

If there's a little peice of god in all of us like some people say, I sure hope he likes bacon 'cause that's what he's getting.

10Oct/10

Bacon is in my future.

07Oct/10

Bacon?

06Oct/10

I do love bacon. Especially before someone else has eaten it.

05Oct/10

I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'M THE MAP!