He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

24May/11

The Canucks win their way into the Stanley Cup Playoffs!
Now we just have to wait and see who they will be playing against.
Jason is a bit happy about the news.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

21May/11

All bacon is worth having.

Friday, May 20, 2011

20May/11

Bacon Yes
Snapping and glittering
Hot pan full
Crispy meat so tasty

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

18May/11

My crazy playoff beard helps the Canucks pwn the Sharts! ... Again!!

(Yasher replies: Sorry Jason, it is, in fact, my Canucks bracelet that is the reason behind their stellar winning streak.)

Friday, May 13, 2011

13May/11

Jason posts: E=f*h, where h is 6.63 * 10E-34 Js


(I have no idea where this picture comes from or if Jason made it himself. If he 'borrowed' it from you, let me know and I'll be happy to give you credit.)

Wait... what? Does Jason's post have anything to do with bacon? Or guns? Or bacon guns? After some research (2 seconds on Google) I have come up with this:


Short version is that Jason's post is a universal constant.

Much like the awesomeness of bacon.

Well done Jason!

Which, coincidentally, or maybe not so much, is exactly the best state for bacon!

Saturday, May 7, 2011

07May/11

Bacon is nothing without a face to enjoy it.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

03May/11 from Wonko

Wonko's post to Jason:

Jason's reply: Bacon>Logic

Neil M's reply: the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.. or the one
unless the one is bacon to assume otherwise would be quite illogical

03May/11

The second step in enjoying tasty, tasty bacon is usually when it is placed inside your face.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

And now, a Public Service Announcement from Jason.

Our apologies to Gene Roddenberry and William Shatner.