He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

30Jan/10

Jason thinks that sh!t would be a lot different if he could just breathe water.

30Jan/10

Jason 'aint fakin' no bacon makin'.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

28Jan/10

Jason enjoyed eating those yummy ribs tonight. Jason will also enjoy their exit tomorow morning. But not as much as the eating part.

Monday, January 25, 2010

25Jan/10

Jason reminds everyone that bacon may be eaten smoked, boiled, fried, baked, or grilled.

25Jan/10

Jason is working to bring home the bacon.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

23Jan/10

Jason just planted a tree in the backyard. I can't wait for the crispy bacon to start growing from its branches!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

21Jan/10

Jason wonders if bacon showers really does rhyme with Jason ...

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

20Jan/10

Jason believes in bacon at first sight.

Friday, January 15, 2010

15Jan/10

Jason surfs the bacon.

Friday, January 8, 2010

08Jan/10

Jason wonders if bacon is a color.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

06Jan/10

Jason is going to invent bacon kites. And then pigs really WILL fly! I guess it will really just be a portion that will fly, not an entire pig. So ya, that "when pigs fly" saying doesn't really apply. All this typing is slowing my inventing down.