30Jul/12

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Give a man a pan and he'll find some bacon.
And a stove or something.

30Jul/12

Neil says: i went to a farm today and i saw a pig wearing a shirt that said ..... I HEART ( PICTURE OF YOU ) .... man was it funny

26Jul/12

If I poo in your pants it's only because I didn't want to poo in mine. Don't take it personally.

24Jul/12

Pass dee bacon on dee left hand side.

21Jul/12

Be
A
Captain
One
More
Night

20Jul/12

Oh sure, ice cream trucks are great in the summer but what about the other seasons?

BACON TRUCK

What kind of music should it play to bring the masses?

20Jul/12

If you slap me in the face with bacon I will not be offended.

18Jul/12

I often wonder to myself, if I could poop crispy slices of tasty bacon, would people post on my wall more frequently? Are you challenging me?

16Jul/12

What a nice relaxing day, got another one lined up for tomorrow! I hope that big yellow orb in the sky sticks around for a while longer...

09Jul/12

Bacon Orchard.

06Jul/12

If butterflies where made of bacon I'd eat them more often.

04Jul/12

Think of the food you dislike the most. Now wrap it in bacon. You like it now?