He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

17Aug/10

Jason is being as he wishes to seem.

Friday, August 13, 2010

13Aug/10

Jason thinks 'the' is kind of a weird word when you really think about it.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

12Aug/10 with guests and the Bacon Fairy

Jason says: The Bacon Fairy. LTFO!

Jason says: Should have kept it black and white.

Yasher says: No, no. the color makes the bacon stand out really well!

Jason says: Well, she was happy when the I started the picture. I'm not sure what happened.

Yasher says: I think it's for the best that the kiddies don't feel she's too approachable.

Jason says: Ya, ya. That makes sense.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

10Aug/10 with guests

Jason says: Keep your eyes in the skies over the next couple of nights and you just may see something cool.

Yasher says: The Bacon Fairy?

Jason says: Yep, she'll be flying in her helicopter throwing crispy bacon at the children below!

Sunday, August 8, 2010

08Aug/10

Jason thinks he knows how to make cold fusion work.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

05Aug/10 with guests

Jason wonders what the odds are that we're in the first generation that understands reality?

Yasher says: Odds ain't great. Reality is relative. We partially evolved monkeys have known that for AGES! *grin*

Jason says: I aint no partially evolved monkey. I'm a dancer!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

04Aug/10

"Daddy? Do you want to smell my bum? It's garden fresh!" - quote from Jason's daughter.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

01Aug/10 with guests

Jason says: Είναι η μία που καταναλώνει όλες τις μπέικον! (Google Translator Greek to English: It is the one that consumes all the bacon.)

Wonko says: όλα μπέικον σας είναι ανήκουν σε μας (Google Translator Greek to English: all your bacon belong to us.)

Yasher says: Μπέικον! Woot! (Google Translator Greek to English: Bacon! Woot!)

Jason says: Μόνο μπέικον μπορεί πρόληψη των δασικών πυρκαγιών. (Google Translator Greek to English: bacon alone can prevent forest fires.)

Yasher says: Είμαι γέλιο μπέικον μου μακριά! (Google Translator Greek to English: I am laughing my bacon off!)

Jason says: Wha?

Yasher says: Wonko, δεν νομίζω ότι είναι ο Ιάσονας με την ίδια tha μεταφραστή που χρησιμοποιούμε. Google βράχους, yo! (Google Translator Greek to English: Wonko, I do not think Jason is the same tha translator use. Google rocks, yo!) (What I typed in English to translate to Greek was: Wonko, I don't think Jason is using the same translator that we are using. Google rocks, yo!)

Jason says: Το χοιρομέρι είναι στη, το μπέικον είναι λίπους. Θα ήθελα να τρώνε μπέικον και αυτό είναι ότι! (Google Translator Greek to English: The ham is in the bacon fat. I would eat bacon and that's that!)