He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Friday, July 22, 2011

22Jul/11

To pick is to search. To pick a nose is to remedy. To flick the pick is just good times.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

21Jul/11 Part 3

21Jul/11 Part 2

Bacon exists as waves but it's a particle when observed?

21Jul/11

Advertising is advertising advertising.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

19Jul/11 with Thanks to Corona Beer



In physics or chemistry, beer particles are the smaller particles composing good times and super awesome times. There are two types of beer particles: buzz particles, which are not made of other particles, and other peoples buzz particles and how they interact.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

17Jul/11 with Apologies to Mother Nature

Rain, rain piss off.

(I'm not sure where this photo comes from. If it's yours, let me know and I'll give you the proper credit for this totally awesome, if not a bit damp, shot!)

Thursday, July 14, 2011

14Jul/11 with Apologies to Jim Henson

This is what I look like when suffering from an allergy attack.
Like I am right now.

Monday, July 11, 2011

11Jul/11

You got Deuterium in my Tritium!

Saturday, July 2, 2011

02Jul/11

Wife, daughter, sun, beer, water fights, music, bugs, wispy clouds, people cheering in the park. Feeling good.