27Mar/08

Jason thinks that if his left arm was longer than his right, he would use it to open doors. Because it would get there faster and save a little bit of time

23Mar/08

Jason tells the story about how the Bunny of Easter came, and then he ate it.

20Mar/08

Jason tries to use his mental powers to conjure a slice of crispy bacon...

15Mar/08

Jason is the NumLock key on your keyboard

12Mar/08

Jason thinks that if he was in charge of spelling xylophone, it would start with a Z. Or better yet a G that sounds like a Z. Ya, Gylaphone.

12Mar/08

Jason screams in agony "Michael Jackson stole my armpit!"

07Mar/08

Jason is the Urban Lumberjack

01Mar/08

Jason …and Buck thought they were safe but Bea injected herself with Thriller era Michael Jackson juice! She’s morphed into an uncontrollable Michael-Bea hybrid!