22Dec/09

Jason is hoping Santa leaves some bacon under the tree this year.

12Dec/09 with guests

Jason is going to place small pieces of bacon on his pillow so he can snack throughout the night.

MJ comments: That makes me think Bacon Ferry.

Yasher comments: MJ is right. The Bacon Fairy will come and leave you teeth.

Chris S comments: yum yum pigs bum

Jason comments: More teeth means I can eat more bacon?

Yasher comments: Not if the Bacon Fairy takes the bacon you've left under your pillow. I'd lay in wait then grab the wing-ed freak and give her a bacon shake down when she shows up!

MJ comments: Geez, you would think I could spell fairy. lmao

Jason comments: I don't know. A Bacon Ferry I think beats all. You can have a bacon piece, a bacon fairy and even a yum yum pigs bum but a ferry made of bacon is nothing like you have ever seen. You can not deny this bacon truth that we all share. Please place small pieces of bacon on your pillows. Then it will be complete. Surf the Bacon.

04Dec/09

Jason is made of atoms acting according to the laws of physics.

26Nov/09

You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants.

20Nov/09

Jason wonders if he had 2 extra fingers, would he type 16% faster?

19Nov/09 with guests

Jason is Porkboy, the breakfast monkey.

Wonko comments: Do you fight evil with your pork sword? :)

Yasher comments: It says so on his birth certicate and everything!

13Nov/09

Jason wants the bacon.

12Nov/09

Jason likes the bacon.

10Nov/09

One word. Chicken wings.

08Nov/09 with guests

Jason has 64 moose at his disposal.

Charlotte comments: Is there a place in the suburbs of Richmond to safely and legally store 64 moose? Are you hiding them in that big Buddhist temple?

Jason comments: How did you know my mooses were Buddhist?

Yasher comments: *laughs coffee out her nose* I love you Jason. And your Buddhist mooses.

Stu comments: are they moose monks?

Yasher comments: *laughs coffee out nose again, and isn't even drinking coffee right now*

06Nov/09

Jason has 64 ninja at his disposal.

05Nov/09

Jason likes to poop and thinks everybody likes to also.

02Nov/09

Jason is an attached file.

Yasher comments: ...with cheese.

Stu comments: and bacon

02Oct/09

Jason is a master yodeler. And I have a cookie.

22Sep/09

Jason is Laser Sword!

13Sep/09

Jason went to the zoo! And they let me leave.

12Sep/09

Jason is all up in there.

25Aug/09

Jason is going to press some buttons and hopes that something smart will become of it... well, better luck next time I guess.

20Aug/09

Jason is looking forward to the weekend. "Oh Suneth, come and smite me with your smitting rays of happy sunshine time..."

10Aug/09

Jason got a Tetanus shot and a wart frozen off my foot. Now I can step on as many dirty old nails as I feel like.

MJ comments: Have fun with that!

Nicole comments: someone told me about licking it in the morning when u wake up works as well

Jason comments: Are you talking about Stu and his famous wart removal system? You crazy! I don't want to lick my foot let alone lick a wart on my foot!

Stu comments: Lol! I'm telling you it works damn it! Beside I just want to see you get your foot to your mouth. Monkey fart breath.

Jason comments: I don't know if I can even... ok, yep. I can lick every part of my foot.

Peter F comments: after 40 you can't lick your feet anymore. That's prob a good thing. LOL

08Aug/09

Jason had a nail through his foot today.

02Aug/09

Jason swats at the 3 or 4 mosquitos that have made it past the perimeter...

28Jul/09

Jason is sticking to a leather chair.

23Jul/09

Jason battled mold and grime, copper pipes and insect carcasses. And said hello to a skunk in the backyard. It's almost like a Disney movie. Except the mold and grime, copper pipes and insect carcasses part.

24Jun/09

Jason pooped while he floated.

19Jun/09 with guests

Jason knows how to poop and poop knows how to be pooped. Trust poop.

Yasher comments: Poop or do not poop. There is no 'try.'

Jason comments: The poop is strong in this one.

20Apr/09

Jason is now insane. Barney did it.

06Mar/09

Jason is the lord of dance and the number 9.

30Jan/09

Jason thinks cheese has the potential to bring world peace to us all.

29Jan/09

Jason thinks that taking a poo is one of the great things to do when sitting down.

26Jan/09

Jason is an alien egg nestled quietly in an asteroid headed for Earth.

23Jan/09

Jason is a pancake.

17Jan/09

Jason can't think of what to type here. So I'm just randomly pressing some keys hoping something interesting becomes of it. Did it work?

16Jan/09

I like to poopy, poopy. I like to poopy, poopy. I like to poopy, poopy. Poopy! (Is that the right way to spell poopy? Poopie?)

15Jan/09

Jason figures if birds can poop anywhere they please then so should we. What you think of THAT, David Suzuki?!

13Jan/09 and guests

Jason has 12 fingers. No, no, no wait... still only 10.

Yasher comments: Maybe you have two ghost fingers. Check again at midnight.

The Beautiful Wife comments: How'd you get 10 fingers when the rest of us only got 8?

Stu comments: Wrong again dummy

11Jan/09

Jason thinks that if you all of a sudden grew an eye on your tounge, it would be really hard to eat salt and vinager chips and stuff.

09Jan/09

Jason dreams of a strip of bacon laying beside several other strips of bacon.

01Jan/09

Jason plans to eat more bacon this year.