29Sep/10

All your bacon are belong to us.

27Sep/10

Mortal as I am, I know that I am born for a day. But when I follow at my pleasure the aroma of bacon as it crisps in the pan, my feet no longer touch the earth.

26Sep/10 with guest

Jason says: Star Bacon.

Sarah R says: as in a delicious star of David?

Jason says: Nope. As in bacon from the cosmos. Falling to Earth while crisping up through the atmosphere.

22Sep/10

What we've got here, is bacon to communicate.

20Sep/10

Will not poop while handstanding. Will not poop while handstanding. Will not poop while handstanding.

17Sep/10

Jason passes wind in the wind.

15Sep/10

Jason is something other than something else.

11Sep/10

If vegatables tasted like bacon I think my life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds.

10Sep/10 with more guests

Jason wonders that maybe when you think, it's actually happening in another dimension. As if your body is just a temporary device that your multi-dimensional mind is using until the body has just had enough and runs out of time. But your thinking continues regardless. Because your mind and thoughts are actually coming from somewhere, someplace that we can't even comprehend.

Jason adds: At least for me anyway.

Sarah says: Food for thought... thought for food? Where's the bacon in this theoretical speculation? ;-) Perhaps we are all just fancy marionettes from planet Bacon, and are therefore under the control of Baconites/Baconians... ;-) Perhaps we should read some Sir Francis Bacon for clarity on this situation. If "Acorns were good until bread was found" then I guess it should follow that pork was good until bacon was found. After that, there is just no going back! Back bacon back! Pun intended. ;-)

Jason says: I believe it more than just a theoretical speculation...
And if there was a planet Bacon, I would so destroy it with my mouth! I hope it's crispy. If my last name was bacon I would legally retire all my other names, except the Sir part. Go Team Bacon!

10Sep/10 with guests

Two things are infinite: the universe and tasty bacon; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Shtu says: I bet if there was a deodorant that smells like bacon, you'd wear it.

Jason says: WEAR it? Hell, I'd eat it with a spoon!

07Sep/10

I love bacon, not for what it is, but for what I am when I am eating it.

07Sep/10

Jason sure could use a nice crispy slice of bacon right about now.

In response to a friend's FB post, Jason says: Enhance your Karate skills by embracing the ancient spirits of the bacon!

06Sep/10 with guests

Jason has been making sure the couch is still comfy and the TV is still working.

MJ says: Tough job but someone has to do it.

01Sep/10 with guests

Jason wishes there was a fast food place that served nothing but bacon. And chicken wings. And beer.

Jason's wife says: There is. It's called our house.