23Apr/08

Jason is a very crisp strip of bacon.

22Apr/08

Jason is having a staring contest with himself. Witch eye will win? His left or his right?

20Apr/08

Jason is a toasted ham sandwich

16Apr/08

Jason is home made

15Apr/08

Jason dreams of melted cheddar and crispy bacon floating in a sea of tasty chunks of ham

13Apr/08

Jason and John Travolta just dont hit the *cencored* like they used to.

12Apr/08

Jason is only one arms length away from his other arm

10Apr/08

Jason is in deep meditation with a large ham sandwich. Away with you vile vegatables! There is no home for you here!

09Apr/08

Jason leaps from building to building looking for the perfect ham sandwich

08Apr/08

Jason wonders if he had just one more hand, maybe he could drink 50% more than normal

06Apr/08

Jason is pretty sure if he had two asses, he wouldn't be sure witch one to sit on.

01Apr/08

Jason has a huge brain. Its full of knowledge and stuff like that.