30Jan/11

When I'm in traffic and getting annoyed, I like to scream at the person in front of me. Sometime when they yell back I thinks it's probably best that I just get off the bus.

Note from Yasher: I'm not sure where this picture came from, though it was likely nabbed from the Internet. If you took this photo, please let me know and I'll give you proper credit.

28Jan/11

When I wear my coat, I think it would be fun to pretend its really a big patch of moss. And when people say "Hey, I really like your coat" I would say "It's not a coat, it's a patch of moss". I bet they'd feel embarrassed because I don't think anyone really likes moss.

25Jan/11

If aliens ever land on my lawn and ask me if I would like learn all the mysteries of the cosmos, I'd first start looking around and then ask them if they've seen my dog. And then they'd all be worried that they landed their spaceship on him. But the joke would be on them because the dog is in the house. Haha, silly aliens.

24Jan/11

When bacon comes a knockin, you'd best be answering the door.

21Jan/11

My mouth is Bacon's event horizon.