He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Friday, January 30, 2009

30Jan/09

Jason thinks cheese has the potential to bring world peace to us all.
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Thursday, January 29, 2009

29Jan/09

Jason thinks that taking a poo is one of the great things to do when sitting down.
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Monday, January 26, 2009

26Jan/09

Jason is an alien egg nestled quietly in an asteroid headed for Earth.
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Friday, January 23, 2009

23Jan/09

Jason is a pancake.
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Saturday, January 17, 2009

17Jan/09

Jason can't think of what to type here. So I'm just randomly pressing some keys hoping something interesting becomes of it. Did it work?
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Friday, January 16, 2009

16Jan/09

I like to poopy, poopy. I like to poopy, poopy. I like to poopy, poopy. Poopy! (Is that the right way to spell poopy? Poopie?)
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Thursday, January 15, 2009

15Jan/09

Jason figures if birds can poop anywhere they please then so should we. What you think of THAT, David Suzuki?!
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

13Jan/09 and guests

Jason has 12 fingers. No, no, no wait... still only 10.

Yasher comments: Maybe you have two ghost fingers. Check again at midnight.

The Beautiful Wife comments: How'd you get 10 fingers when the rest of us only got 8?

Stu comments: Wrong again dummy
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Sunday, January 11, 2009

11Jan/09

Jason thinks that if you all of a sudden grew an eye on your tounge, it would be really hard to eat salt and vinager chips and stuff.
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Friday, January 9, 2009

09Jan/09

Jason dreams of a strip of bacon laying beside several other strips of bacon.
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Thursday, January 1, 2009

01Jan/09

Jason plans to eat more bacon this year.
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