He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

26Nov/09

You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants.

Friday, November 20, 2009

20Nov/09

Jason wonders if he had 2 extra fingers, would he type 16% faster?

Thursday, November 19, 2009

19Nov/09 with guests

Jason is Porkboy, the breakfast monkey.

Wonko comments: Do you fight evil with your pork sword? :)

Yasher comments: It says so on his birth certicate and everything!

Friday, November 13, 2009

13Nov/09

Jason wants the bacon.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

12Nov/09

Jason likes the bacon.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

10Nov/09

One word. Chicken wings.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

08Nov/09 with guests

Jason has 64 moose at his disposal.

Charlotte comments: Is there a place in the suburbs of Richmond to safely and legally store 64 moose? Are you hiding them in that big Buddhist temple?

Jason comments: How did you know my mooses were Buddhist?

Yasher comments: *laughs coffee out her nose* I love you Jason. And your Buddhist mooses.

Stu comments: are they moose monks?

Yasher comments: *laughs coffee out nose again, and isn't even drinking coffee right now*

Friday, November 6, 2009

06Nov/09

Jason has 64 ninja at his disposal.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

05Nov/09

Jason likes to poop and thinks everybody likes to also.

Monday, November 2, 2009

02Nov/09

Jason is an attached file.

Yasher comments: ...with cheese.

Stu comments: and bacon