25Feb/10

Jason wishes he was like Spiderman. But rather than shooting web out of his wrists, it would be bacon. And instead of being able to climb walls and what-not, he could fry the bacon with his fingers tips. And instead of the Spider mask, there would be a strip of bacon across his eyes, like Geordi La Forge from Star Trek.

24Feb/10

Jason is fighting Ninja!

23Feb/10

Jason turns bacon into poop.

Just wait for my next trick.. turning poop into bacon. Currently looking for taste testers.

20Feb/10 with guests

Jason sniffs for gold

Yasher comments: Well you smell like butt. Okay, I don't know why I said that. I've been hanging out with my kid too much. Who, by the way, draws every picture with fart lines coming out the back of people. Jason. Thanks for that!

Jason comments: Hehehe, fart lines. That was great

Yasher comments: Yeah, it continues to be quite hilarious. My kid is lucky that her mother is so fabulously immature. Seems to run in the family...

Jason comments: Turns out I really do smell like butt sometimes.

Ysaher comments: I must be psychic, eh?

10Feb/10

Bacon. The chocolate bar of meats.

05Feb/10

Buh. Akin. Bacon.