He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Monday, June 20, 2011

20Jun/11

When the piñata starts hitting back it probably wasn't a piñata at all.

Friday, June 17, 2011

17Jun/11

Jason, on the Canucks' loss of the Stanley Cup to the Boston Bruins: My beard just wasn't big enough.

Yasher says: But it had fun, and that's all that matters, right?

Yasher says: It didn't riot, did it?

Jason says: As the beard layed in it's final resting place, it expressed anger and bewilderment towards the sensless riot. It stared up from the trash bin and cried in happiness for the good people who came to put the streets back together again the following morning. Then it vanished.

Yasher says: That's one heck of a beard!