19Dec/11

Will not eat bacon until I can taste again.

13Dec/11

is not

11Dec/11

is

09Dec/11

So lets say, just for fun, you and a bottle of Exlax is put in a room shielded of environmentally induced quantum decoherence. If an internal gas meter detects a fart, the Exlax is forced down your throat and you poop all over the room. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics means that after a little while, you're pooping and not pooping at the same time. But when someone looks in the room, they see you pooping or not pooping, not both pooping and not pooping at the same time. Isn't that cool?

01Dec/11

I'm not really big on movie or tv show remakes but I think I'm ok with someone remaking "Santa Claus is coming to town" or "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" cause this shit is starting to look real creepy now...