He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

27Jun/12

If bacon could talk it would say you have a pretty mouth.

Monday, June 25, 2012

25Jun/12

I vote bacon.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

23Jun/12

UFC Tonight - crying, hugging, smilling, prancing, lots of kicking in the balls. I'm surprised there were no cupcakes being served after each fight.

Friday, June 22, 2012

22Jun/12

I've waited patiently for you all week. I've missed you so much. I can't wait to hold you again. I love you crispy chicken wings!

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

20Jun/12

What do YOU look like?

Saturday, June 16, 2012

16Jun/12


This was a self portrait.


This was a selft portrait of my hand.

16Jun/12

I'm all over the place. Like melted butter.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

12Jun/12

Beautiful
And
Crispy
Ohhh
Nice

Saturday, June 9, 2012

09Jun/12

Jason says: Take me to your bacon.

Yasher says: I ate my bacon; you sure you wanna go?

Thursday, June 7, 2012

07Jun/12

Bacon floats across the sky
Right into my mouth
I stare upon the sea and chew
And wonder if something from the sea tastes like bacon