06Apr/08

Jason is pretty sure if he had two asses, he wouldn't be sure witch one to sit on.

01Apr/08

Jason has a huge brain. Its full of knowledge and stuff like that.

27Mar/08

Jason thinks that if his left arm was longer than his right, he would use it to open doors. Because it would get there faster and save a little bit of time

23Mar/08

Jason tells the story about how the Bunny of Easter came, and then he ate it.

20Mar/08

Jason tries to use his mental powers to conjure a slice of crispy bacon...

15Mar/08

Jason is the NumLock key on your keyboard

12Mar/08

Jason thinks that if he was in charge of spelling xylophone, it would start with a Z. Or better yet a G that sounds like a Z. Ya, Gylaphone.

12Mar/08

Jason screams in agony "Michael Jackson stole my armpit!"

07Mar/08

Jason is the Urban Lumberjack

01Mar/08

Jason …and Buck thought they were safe but Bea injected herself with Thriller era Michael Jackson juice! She’s morphed into an uncontrollable Michael-Bea hybrid!

26Feb/08

Jason was rescued by Buck Rogers! But not without a fight! Bea's a real dirty fighter!

24Feb/08

Jason was kidnapped by Bea Arthur!

14Feb/08

Jason thinks monkeys are hiding something.

28Jan/08

Jason thinks if he were a rabbit, he could probably jump really well

27Jan/08

Jason thinks if he were a leper, he might not have to go to work tomorow

24Jan/08

Jason is Jason. And if he was someone else, he would be completely different

11Jan/08

Jason thinks everyone should pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle.

11Jan/08

Jason learned english from a book

08Jan/08

Jason is wondering when clam bake season starts

07Jan/08

Jason thinks the deflector sheild will be fully operational by the time his friends arrive...