23Apr/08

Jason is a very crisp strip of bacon.

22Apr/08

Jason is having a staring contest with himself. Witch eye will win? His left or his right?

20Apr/08

Jason is a toasted ham sandwich

16Apr/08

Jason is home made

15Apr/08

Jason dreams of melted cheddar and crispy bacon floating in a sea of tasty chunks of ham

13Apr/08

Jason and John Travolta just dont hit the *cencored* like they used to.

12Apr/08

Jason is only one arms length away from his other arm

10Apr/08

Jason is in deep meditation with a large ham sandwich. Away with you vile vegatables! There is no home for you here!

09Apr/08

Jason leaps from building to building looking for the perfect ham sandwich

08Apr/08

Jason wonders if he had just one more hand, maybe he could drink 50% more than normal

06Apr/08

Jason is pretty sure if he had two asses, he wouldn't be sure witch one to sit on.

01Apr/08

Jason has a huge brain. Its full of knowledge and stuff like that.

27Mar/08

Jason thinks that if his left arm was longer than his right, he would use it to open doors. Because it would get there faster and save a little bit of time

23Mar/08

Jason tells the story about how the Bunny of Easter came, and then he ate it.

20Mar/08

Jason tries to use his mental powers to conjure a slice of crispy bacon...

15Mar/08

Jason is the NumLock key on your keyboard

12Mar/08

Jason thinks that if he was in charge of spelling xylophone, it would start with a Z. Or better yet a G that sounds like a Z. Ya, Gylaphone.

12Mar/08

Jason screams in agony "Michael Jackson stole my armpit!"

07Mar/08

Jason is the Urban Lumberjack

01Mar/08

Jason …and Buck thought they were safe but Bea injected herself with Thriller era Michael Jackson juice! She’s morphed into an uncontrollable Michael-Bea hybrid!