04Mar/10

Jason is fighting a cold. A ninja cold.

02Mar/10

The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before.

01Mar/10

Meat from other animals, such as beef, lamb, chicken, goat, or turkey, may also be cut, cured, or otherwise prepared to resemble bacon.

25Feb/10

Jason wishes he was like Spiderman. But rather than shooting web out of his wrists, it would be bacon. And instead of being able to climb walls and what-not, he could fry the bacon with his fingers tips. And instead of the Spider mask, there would be a strip of bacon across his eyes, like Geordi La Forge from Star Trek.

24Feb/10

Jason is fighting Ninja!

23Feb/10

Jason turns bacon into poop.

Just wait for my next trick.. turning poop into bacon. Currently looking for taste testers.

20Feb/10 with guests

Jason sniffs for gold

Yasher comments: Well you smell like butt. Okay, I don't know why I said that. I've been hanging out with my kid too much. Who, by the way, draws every picture with fart lines coming out the back of people. Jason. Thanks for that!

Jason comments: Hehehe, fart lines. That was great

Yasher comments: Yeah, it continues to be quite hilarious. My kid is lucky that her mother is so fabulously immature. Seems to run in the family...

Jason comments: Turns out I really do smell like butt sometimes.

Ysaher comments: I must be psychic, eh?

10Feb/10

Bacon. The chocolate bar of meats.

05Feb/10

Buh. Akin. Bacon.

30Jan/10

Jason thinks that sh!t would be a lot different if he could just breathe water.

30Jan/10

Jason 'aint fakin' no bacon makin'.

28Jan/10

Jason enjoyed eating those yummy ribs tonight. Jason will also enjoy their exit tomorow morning. But not as much as the eating part.

25Jan/10

Jason reminds everyone that bacon may be eaten smoked, boiled, fried, baked, or grilled.

25Jan/10

Jason is working to bring home the bacon.

23Jan/10

Jason just planted a tree in the backyard. I can't wait for the crispy bacon to start growing from its branches!

21Jan/10

Jason wonders if bacon showers really does rhyme with Jason ...

20Jan/10

Jason believes in bacon at first sight.

15Jan/10

Jason surfs the bacon.

08Jan/10

Jason wonders if bacon is a color.

06Jan/10

Jason is going to invent bacon kites. And then pigs really WILL fly! I guess it will really just be a portion that will fly, not an entire pig. So ya, that "when pigs fly" saying doesn't really apply. All this typing is slowing my inventing down.