He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

26Feb/08

Jason was rescued by Buck Rogers! But not without a fight! Bea's a real dirty fighter!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

24Feb/08

Jason was kidnapped by Bea Arthur!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

14Feb/08

Jason thinks monkeys are hiding something.

Monday, January 28, 2008

28Jan/08

Jason thinks if he were a rabbit, he could probably jump really well

Sunday, January 27, 2008

27Jan/08

Jason thinks if he were a leper, he might not have to go to work tomorow

Thursday, January 24, 2008

24Jan/08

Jason is Jason. And if he was someone else, he would be completely different

Friday, January 11, 2008

11Jan/08

Jason thinks everyone should pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle.

11Jan/08

Jason learned english from a book

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

08Jan/08

Jason is wondering when clam bake season starts

Monday, January 7, 2008

07Jan/08

Jason thinks the deflector sheild will be fully operational by the time his friends arrive...

Thursday, December 27, 2007

27Dec/07

Jason has four teeth. Plus all the ones behind those four.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

22Dec/07

Jason flaps his arms but still can not fly

Friday, December 21, 2007

21Dec/07

Jason is a hopscotch master

Sunday, December 16, 2007

16Dec/07

Jason is a stinky yet tasty cheeze.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

11Dec/07

Jason is the total experience

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

04Dec/07

Jason is a clam bake champion

Friday, November 30, 2007

30Nov/07

Jason is the essence of pork and all that is bacony

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

27Nov/07

Jason is turnip

Thursday, November 15, 2007

15Nov/07

Jason is not sleeping. Aliens will probe him.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

11Nov/07

Jason is using The Force to bring beer to his face. The Force is strong with this one...