11Dec/08

Jason remembers that frosty dies without that stinky hat.

23Nov/08

Jason thinks Bambi would be a much better movie if deer carried submachine guns.

19Nov/08

Jason drinks your milkshake.

17Nov/08

Jason turns into pancake batter at midnight. The curse of Aunt Jemima!

12Nov/08

Jason says "It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all"

11Nov/08

Jason thinks his beard is "in"

07Nov/08

Jason wants to fly a Tie.

03Nov/08

Jason wishes he had a monicle like Mr. Peanut

29Oct/08

Jason doesn't think talking to the police like the Swedish Chef is always a good idea. Hey, just for fun try it!

24Oct/08

Jason thinks if he could poop furry little cuddly bunnies, he would be way more popular. At least during easter.

18Oct/08

Jason is not an African voodoo priest.

18Oct/08

Jason is a tall glass of bacon and cheeze.

07Oct/08

Jason is a beardless alien.

06Oct/08

Jason is an apple and rests comfortably beside a pie with his apple friends.

03Oct/08

Jason is The One Handed Pepsi Can with a Syringe as a Hand Man (The new super hero in town).

03Oct/08

Jason can not spell trampoleen.

02Oct/08

Jason is whistling dixie.

01Oct/08

Jason is creating his own Jason and plans to unleash the rotten b@st@rd into the streets of ...Nanaimo?

30Sep/08

Jason is wrapped in bacon

17Sep/08

My liver is juicy and lean. Aliens want it for these two properties.