He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

28Jul/09

Jason is sticking to a leather chair.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

23Jul/09

Jason battled mold and grime, copper pipes and insect carcasses. And said hello to a skunk in the backyard. It's almost like a Disney movie. Except the mold and grime, copper pipes and insect carcasses part.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

24Jun/09

Jason pooped while he floated.

Friday, June 19, 2009

19Jun/09 with guests

Jason knows how to poop and poop knows how to be pooped. Trust poop.

Yasher comments: Poop or do not poop. There is no 'try.'

Jason comments: The poop is strong in this one.

Monday, April 20, 2009

20Apr/09

Jason is now insane. Barney did it.

Friday, March 6, 2009

06Mar/09

Jason is the lord of dance and the number 9.

Friday, January 30, 2009

30Jan/09

Jason thinks cheese has the potential to bring world peace to us all.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

29Jan/09

Jason thinks that taking a poo is one of the great things to do when sitting down.

Monday, January 26, 2009

26Jan/09

Jason is an alien egg nestled quietly in an asteroid headed for Earth.

Friday, January 23, 2009

23Jan/09

Jason is a pancake.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

17Jan/09

Jason can't think of what to type here. So I'm just randomly pressing some keys hoping something interesting becomes of it. Did it work?

Friday, January 16, 2009

16Jan/09

I like to poopy, poopy. I like to poopy, poopy. I like to poopy, poopy. Poopy! (Is that the right way to spell poopy? Poopie?)

Thursday, January 15, 2009

15Jan/09

Jason figures if birds can poop anywhere they please then so should we. What you think of THAT, David Suzuki?!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

13Jan/09 and guests

Jason has 12 fingers. No, no, no wait... still only 10.

Yasher comments: Maybe you have two ghost fingers. Check again at midnight.

The Beautiful Wife comments: How'd you get 10 fingers when the rest of us only got 8?

Stu comments: Wrong again dummy

Sunday, January 11, 2009

11Jan/09

Jason thinks that if you all of a sudden grew an eye on your tounge, it would be really hard to eat salt and vinager chips and stuff.

Friday, January 9, 2009

09Jan/09

Jason dreams of a strip of bacon laying beside several other strips of bacon.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

01Jan/09

Jason plans to eat more bacon this year.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

11Dec/08

Jason remembers that frosty dies without that stinky hat.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

23Nov/08

Jason thinks Bambi would be a much better movie if deer carried submachine guns.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

19Nov/08

Jason drinks your milkshake.