He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Friday, October 28, 2011

28Oct/11 with Guests

Jason says: Now in brief, so many difficulties stem from apparent conflict between several principles of quantum measurement. So when you try to measure the dynamics, you just get pissed off. And then it's like, I'm just going to get another beer.

Yasher says: Well what are you trying to measure the dynamics WITH? It's those little details that can skew the whole thing. You can't get sloppy with Quantum Measurement, Jason. You can't just eye ball it, ya know?

Jason says: Bah it doesn't matter what I'm measuring with, the entanglement is all the same. I guess I was expecting more.

Yasher says: You always set your hopes too high with this stuff. Have you considered that the beer caused you to neglect to carry the 1 again?

Jason says: No, I can carry a lot more than just one beer.

Yasher says: Well you've always been a man with many talents. Except for when you weren't.

Ashley W says: Best. Status. Ever

Keith S says: im not sure but tha quasi sim code of the beer makes me end up in some sort of shackles ... weird

Glen C says: so ya... string theroy, 21 dimensions, time travel, endless dimensions quantum entanglement. what the hell i need a flat of beer

Jason says: If only it didn't cost so much to test quantum gravity...

28Oct/11

I like spaceships.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

22Oct/11

If people would just slow down, take some time to watch the clouds float by and close thier eyes and smell the roses once in a while, I think it might be a little easier to steal thier wallet.

Friday, October 21, 2011

21Oct/11

Renovated the inside of his nostrils with a long fingernail.

I'm not even sure who's fingernail it was.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

18Oct/11

Hasn't renovated anything in days.

Monday, October 17, 2011

17Oct/11

I think it would be cool if I could talk like Morgan Freeman. People would be like, hey you sound just like Morgan Freeman and I'd be like, I know.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

15Oct/11

I wish pirates had a firm grasp on fundimental quantization cause shit just would have worked out so much better that way.

Friday, October 7, 2011

07Oct/11

I am what I do. I guess excellence is my habit.

Monday, October 3, 2011

03Oct/11

Dancing with the Farts.