26Sep/10 with guest

Jason says: Star Bacon.

Sarah R says: as in a delicious star of David?

Jason says: Nope. As in bacon from the cosmos. Falling to Earth while crisping up through the atmosphere.

22Sep/10

What we've got here, is bacon to communicate.

20Sep/10

Will not poop while handstanding. Will not poop while handstanding. Will not poop while handstanding.

17Sep/10

Jason passes wind in the wind.

15Sep/10

Jason is something other than something else.

11Sep/10

If vegatables tasted like bacon I think my life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds.

10Sep/10 with more guests

Jason wonders that maybe when you think, it's actually happening in another dimension. As if your body is just a temporary device that your multi-dimensional mind is using until the body has just had enough and runs out of time. But your thinking continues regardless. Because your mind and thoughts are actually coming from somewhere, someplace that we can't even comprehend.

Jason adds: At least for me anyway.

Sarah says: Food for thought... thought for food? Where's the bacon in this theoretical speculation? ;-) Perhaps we are all just fancy marionettes from planet Bacon, and are therefore under the control of Baconites/Baconians... ;-) Perhaps we should read some Sir Francis Bacon for clarity on this situation. If "Acorns were good until bread was found" then I guess it should follow that pork was good until bacon was found. After that, there is just no going back! Back bacon back! Pun intended. ;-)

Jason says: I believe it more than just a theoretical speculation...
And if there was a planet Bacon, I would so destroy it with my mouth! I hope it's crispy. If my last name was bacon I would legally retire all my other names, except the Sir part. Go Team Bacon!

10Sep/10 with guests

Two things are infinite: the universe and tasty bacon; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Shtu says: I bet if there was a deodorant that smells like bacon, you'd wear it.

Jason says: WEAR it? Hell, I'd eat it with a spoon!

07Sep/10

I love bacon, not for what it is, but for what I am when I am eating it.

07Sep/10

Jason sure could use a nice crispy slice of bacon right about now.

In response to a friend's FB post, Jason says: Enhance your Karate skills by embracing the ancient spirits of the bacon!

06Sep/10 with guests

Jason has been making sure the couch is still comfy and the TV is still working.

MJ says: Tough job but someone has to do it.

01Sep/10 with guests

Jason wishes there was a fast food place that served nothing but bacon. And chicken wings. And beer.

Jason's wife says: There is. It's called our house.

17Aug/10

Jason is being as he wishes to seem.

13Aug/10

Jason thinks 'the' is kind of a weird word when you really think about it.

12Aug/10 with guests and the Bacon Fairy

Jason says: The Bacon Fairy. LTFO!

Jason says: Should have kept it black and white.

Yasher says: No, no. the color makes the bacon stand out really well!

Jason says: Well, she was happy when the I started the picture. I'm not sure what happened.

Yasher says: I think it's for the best that the kiddies don't feel she's too approachable.

Jason says: Ya, ya. That makes sense.

10Aug/10 with guests

Jason says: Keep your eyes in the skies over the next couple of nights and you just may see something cool.

Yasher says: The Bacon Fairy?

Jason says: Yep, she'll be flying in her helicopter throwing crispy bacon at the children below!

08Aug/10

Jason thinks he knows how to make cold fusion work.

05Aug/10 with guests

Jason wonders what the odds are that we're in the first generation that understands reality?

Yasher says: Odds ain't great. Reality is relative. We partially evolved monkeys have known that for AGES! *grin*

Jason says: I aint no partially evolved monkey. I'm a dancer!

04Aug/10

"Daddy? Do you want to smell my bum? It's garden fresh!" - quote from Jason's daughter.

01Aug/10 with guests

Jason says: Είναι η μία που καταναλώνει όλες τις μπέικον! (Google Translator Greek to English: It is the one that consumes all the bacon.)

Wonko says: όλα μπέικον σας είναι ανήκουν σε μας (Google Translator Greek to English: all your bacon belong to us.)

Yasher says: Μπέικον! Woot! (Google Translator Greek to English: Bacon! Woot!)

Jason says: Μόνο μπέικον μπορεί πρόληψη των δασικών πυρκαγιών. (Google Translator Greek to English: bacon alone can prevent forest fires.)

Yasher says: Είμαι γέλιο μπέικον μου μακριά! (Google Translator Greek to English: I am laughing my bacon off!)

Jason says: Wha?

Yasher says: Wonko, δεν νομίζω ότι είναι ο Ιάσονας με την ίδια tha μεταφραστή που χρησιμοποιούμε. Google βράχους, yo! (Google Translator Greek to English: Wonko, I do not think Jason is the same tha translator use. Google rocks, yo!) (What I typed in English to translate to Greek was: Wonko, I don't think Jason is using the same translator that we are using. Google rocks, yo!)

Jason says: Το χοιρομέρι είναι στη, το μπέικον είναι λίπους. Θα ήθελα να τρώνε μπέικον και αυτό είναι ότι! (Google Translator Greek to English: The ham is in the bacon fat. I would eat bacon and that's that!)