22Dec/09

Jason is hoping Santa leaves some bacon under the tree this year.

12Dec/09 with guests

Jason is going to place small pieces of bacon on his pillow so he can snack throughout the night.

MJ comments: That makes me think Bacon Ferry.

Yasher comments: MJ is right. The Bacon Fairy will come and leave you teeth.

Chris S comments: yum yum pigs bum

Jason comments: More teeth means I can eat more bacon?

Yasher comments: Not if the Bacon Fairy takes the bacon you've left under your pillow. I'd lay in wait then grab the wing-ed freak and give her a bacon shake down when she shows up!

MJ comments: Geez, you would think I could spell fairy. lmao

Jason comments: I don't know. A Bacon Ferry I think beats all. You can have a bacon piece, a bacon fairy and even a yum yum pigs bum but a ferry made of bacon is nothing like you have ever seen. You can not deny this bacon truth that we all share. Please place small pieces of bacon on your pillows. Then it will be complete. Surf the Bacon.

04Dec/09

Jason is made of atoms acting according to the laws of physics.

26Nov/09

You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants.

20Nov/09

Jason wonders if he had 2 extra fingers, would he type 16% faster?

19Nov/09 with guests

Jason is Porkboy, the breakfast monkey.

Wonko comments: Do you fight evil with your pork sword? :)

Yasher comments: It says so on his birth certicate and everything!

13Nov/09

Jason wants the bacon.

12Nov/09

Jason likes the bacon.

10Nov/09

One word. Chicken wings.

08Nov/09 with guests

Jason has 64 moose at his disposal.

Charlotte comments: Is there a place in the suburbs of Richmond to safely and legally store 64 moose? Are you hiding them in that big Buddhist temple?

Jason comments: How did you know my mooses were Buddhist?

Yasher comments: *laughs coffee out her nose* I love you Jason. And your Buddhist mooses.

Stu comments: are they moose monks?

Yasher comments: *laughs coffee out nose again, and isn't even drinking coffee right now*

06Nov/09

Jason has 64 ninja at his disposal.

05Nov/09

Jason likes to poop and thinks everybody likes to also.

02Nov/09

Jason is an attached file.

Yasher comments: ...with cheese.

Stu comments: and bacon

02Oct/09

Jason is a master yodeler. And I have a cookie.

22Sep/09

Jason is Laser Sword!

13Sep/09

Jason went to the zoo! And they let me leave.

12Sep/09

Jason is all up in there.

25Aug/09

Jason is going to press some buttons and hopes that something smart will become of it... well, better luck next time I guess.

20Aug/09

Jason is looking forward to the weekend. "Oh Suneth, come and smite me with your smitting rays of happy sunshine time..."

10Aug/09

Jason got a Tetanus shot and a wart frozen off my foot. Now I can step on as many dirty old nails as I feel like.

MJ comments: Have fun with that!

Nicole comments: someone told me about licking it in the morning when u wake up works as well

Jason comments: Are you talking about Stu and his famous wart removal system? You crazy! I don't want to lick my foot let alone lick a wart on my foot!

Stu comments: Lol! I'm telling you it works damn it! Beside I just want to see you get your foot to your mouth. Monkey fart breath.

Jason comments: I don't know if I can even... ok, yep. I can lick every part of my foot.

Peter F comments: after 40 you can't lick your feet anymore. That's prob a good thing. LOL