He's odd and he loves bacon.
Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
29Jun/10 with guests

Wonko says: More like a psychotic cat poisoner, disguised as a scientist!
Yasher says: It was very clearly a theoretical experiment. There is no way Schrodinger got a cat to stay in a box for two minutes, much less conducted any sound experiments on the cat and it's state inside the box. PS: You spelled his name wrong. You simp.
Jason says: DID I spell it wrong? Perhaps it's spelt correctly in another dimension which would make YOUR spelling wrong! Hahaha! PS: Can I borrow your cat?
Yasher says: You can have them both. The cats, I mean. You only had one extra e, but you can keep that too. I'm sure Shrodinger would have liked that.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
16Jun/10
The more I get into quantum theory, I find the need for long integral equations starts to, I don't know, disappear. I'm pretty sure everyone knows that tons of stuff can be done solely by just knowing that eigenstats are orthogonal AND by asserting that they have been normalized. I'd type out some of Diracs simplified notation but I think I'll get another beer instead.
Friday, June 11, 2010
11Jun/10
Jason uses his super-computer mind and still comes up with the same sh!t to type on his facebook status.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Saturday, June 5, 2010
05Jun/10
Jason has a footprint that catches spirits. A mystical representitive that appears in rituals and symbols. None of which was made in his own brain cloud. Only other peoples, and crazy sh!t like that.
05Jun/10
Jason didn't invent any complex systems of consciousness or thought. No secrets here b!tches.
05Jun/10
Jason may slip on the sidewalk. But the general public knows nothing of science. So in a way, it's like nothing even happened.
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