He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

31Jul/10

Jason can see the future. Jason can see bacon.

31Jul/10

Jason farted and thinks it smells pretty good!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

27Jul/10

Drrrrr! I got a wooden spoon! Drrrrr!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

22Jul/10

Jason dreams of crispy bacon and spicey chicken wings.

Monday, July 19, 2010

19Jul/10

If you are not part of the bacon, then you are eating the bacon.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

17Jul/10

Jason wonders, if you're fishing. And you catch a monkey. Is it still fishing?

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

30Jun/10

Whoneedsaspacebaranyway?

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

29Jun/10 with guests

Jason says: Schroedinger had a mild displeasure for cats.

Wonko says: More like a psychotic cat poisoner, disguised as a scientist!

Yasher says: It was very clearly a theoretical experiment. There is no way Schrodinger got a cat to stay in a box for two minutes, much less conducted any sound experiments on the cat and it's state inside the box. PS: You spelled his name wrong. You simp.

Jason says: DID I spell it wrong? Perhaps it's spelt correctly in another dimension which would make YOUR spelling wrong! Hahaha! PS: Can I borrow your cat?

Yasher says: You can have them both. The cats, I mean. You only had one extra e, but you can keep that too. I'm sure Shrodinger would have liked that.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

16Jun/10

The more I get into quantum theory, I find the need for long integral equations starts to, I don't know, disappear. I'm pretty sure everyone knows that tons of stuff can be done solely by just knowing that eigenstats are orthogonal AND by asserting that they have been normalized. I'd type out some of Diracs simplified notation but I think I'll get another beer instead.

Friday, June 11, 2010

11Jun/10

Jason uses his super-computer mind and still comes up with the same sh!t to type on his facebook status.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

09Jun/10

Jason thinks consciousness and quantum mechanics are somehow related.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

05Jun/10

Jason is a singularity.

05Jun/10

Jason is out of beer. So I win, 12 - 0.

05Jun/10

Jason, if translated could be made into at least two books.

05Jun/10

Jason weee!

05Jun/10

Jason is a huge amount of explanation. I just IS.

05Jun/10

Jason has a footprint that catches spirits. A mystical representitive that appears in rituals and symbols. None of which was made in his own brain cloud. Only other peoples, and crazy sh!t like that.

05Jun/10

Jason didn't invent any complex systems of consciousness or thought. No secrets here b!tches.

05Jun/10

Jason may slip on the sidewalk. But the general public knows nothing of science. So in a way, it's like nothing even happened.

05Jun/10

Jason will never offer proof of his actual powers.