He's odd and he loves bacon.

Below is a list of my brother's most absurd Facebook posts.
He makes me laugh. I thought he might make you laugh, too.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

18Sep/11

Jason: Ponders if you had two bum holes, would you have two poops of equal mass or would one be larger than the other? Maybe they wouldn't even poop at the same time which would really mess up the whole going 'one or two'. Cause you might have to go three right?

Wonko: One more doggy door to "release the hounds"

Wonko: The two-headed turtle?

Jason: Do you wipe with one hand? Which bum hole first? Is there bum hole priority?

Wonko: If you have the squirts, whatever you do, don't cross the streams!

Jason: Never cross the streams!

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