21May/11

All bacon is worth having.

20May/11

Bacon Yes
Snapping and glittering
Hot pan full
Crispy meat so tasty

18May/11

My crazy playoff beard helps the Canucks pwn the Sharts! ... Again!!

(Yasher replies: Sorry Jason, it is, in fact, my Canucks bracelet that is the reason behind their stellar winning streak.)

13May/11

Jason posts: E=f*h, where h is 6.63 * 10E-34 Js

(I have no idea where this picture comes from or if Jason made it himself. If he 'borrowed' it from you, let me know and I'll be happy to give you credit.)

Wait... what? Does Jason's post have anything to do with bacon? Or guns? Or bacon guns? After some research (2 seconds on Google) I have come up with this:

http://www.thebigview.com/spacetime/quantumtheory.html

Short version is that Jason's post is a universal constant.

Much like the awesomeness of bacon.

Well done Jason!

Which, coincidentally, or maybe not so much, is exactly the best state for bacon!

07May/11

Bacon is nothing without a face to enjoy it.

03May/11 from Wonko

Wonko's post to Jason:

Jason's reply: Bacon>Logic

Neil M's reply: the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.. or the one

unless the one is bacon to assume otherwise would be quite illogical

03May/11

The second step in enjoying tasty, tasty bacon is usually when it is placed inside your face.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

And now, a Public Service Announcement from Jason.

Our apologies to Gene Roddenberry and William Shatner.

27Apr/11

If you sit back, relax and start to think about something, someone might grab one of your slices of bacon. So try not to over think stuff.

(Not sure where Jason got this photo or if he 'made it'. If it is your photo and you'd like credit, let me know and I'll give you credit!)

25Apr/11

Neil to Jason: i saw a pack of bacon yesterday .... and if you can believe it , it was getting a tatoo of YOU .... lol

Jason to Neil: Just when you thought bacon couldn't get any sexier.

(As usual, I've nabbed this photo from the internet. If it's yours and you'd like credit, please let me know and I'll be happy to give you the credit that you TOTALLY deserve, because this pictures is AWESOME!)

17Apr/11

The way is bacon.
It was made by the ones who eat it.
And the ones who eat it keep it.
The way is bacon.

28Feb/11

If I had an ion propulsion engine or maybe even several of them we'd be on our way. Who's got the Xenon?

Note from Yasher: Jason advises that this is an Ion Thruster. I have no idea why he knows this. Frankly, I think it's a drum kit and he's just having a laugh. If this is your photo and you would like credit, please let me know and I'll be happy to do so.

01Feb/11

Scallop vs. Bacon and everybody wins!

Again, I don't know where this picture comes from. If you took it, let me know and I'll give you credit.

30Jan/11

When I'm in traffic and getting annoyed, I like to scream at the person in front of me. Sometime when they yell back I thinks it's probably best that I just get off the bus.

Note from Yasher: I'm not sure where this picture came from, though it was likely nabbed from the Internet. If you took this photo, please let me know and I'll give you proper credit.

28Jan/11

When I wear my coat, I think it would be fun to pretend its really a big patch of moss. And when people say "Hey, I really like your coat" I would say "It's not a coat, it's a patch of moss". I bet they'd feel embarrassed because I don't think anyone really likes moss.

25Jan/11

If aliens ever land on my lawn and ask me if I would like learn all the mysteries of the cosmos, I'd first start looking around and then ask them if they've seen my dog. And then they'd all be worried that they landed their spaceship on him. But the joke would be on them because the dog is in the house. Haha, silly aliens.

24Jan/11

When bacon comes a knockin, you'd best be answering the door.

21Jan/11

My mouth is Bacon's event horizon.

29Dec/10

Something bacon this way comes.

20Dec/10

I guess hanging bacon on the tree wasn't such a great idea after all.

19Dec/10

Candy canes, pickles, chocolates. Feels like Christmas!

01Dec/10

A minute passed. Then another. Then, another minute. Then... another minute passed. Follwed by another different minute. And another. And yet another further different minute. A minute passed. I glanced at my watch.

19Nov/10

Sometimes when I can't concentrate and all those voices are talking in my head movies, that silly leprachaun smacks me in the lip and then we smile at each other and everything goes back to normal again.

27Oct/10

I wonder if I could somehow play my guitar with a slice of bacon. I need a video camera...

26Oct/10 with guest

Jason says: I wish this cold would turn into bacon.

Wonko says: Crispy Sneezes!

22Oct/10

Jason has had a real bad cold for the last couple of days. Starting to feel a bit better. Is it wrong to eat bacon if I can't taste it? Is that like a waste of bacon?

20Oct/10

If when you die and you get a choice between bacon heaven and regular heaven, choose bacon heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy.

19Oct/10

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then yahoo! I'd have all my money back.

17Oct/10

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and our prejudices and just get down and eat some delicious crispy bacon together.

16Oct/10

I was watching an old man walk by the house today and thought to myself "I'm going to be like you one day old man, so why not give me your coat?". So I went out to try and get his coat but he was gone.

15Oct/10

If puppies tasted like bacon I'd eat them too!

15Oct/10

If there's a little peice of god in all of us like some people say, I sure hope he likes bacon 'cause that's what he's getting.

10Oct/10

Bacon is in my future.

07Oct/10

Bacon?

06Oct/10

I do love bacon. Especially before someone else has eaten it.

05Oct/10

I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'M THE MAP!

29Sep/10

All your bacon are belong to us.

27Sep/10

Mortal as I am, I know that I am born for a day. But when I follow at my pleasure the aroma of bacon as it crisps in the pan, my feet no longer touch the earth.

26Sep/10 with guest

Jason says: Star Bacon.

Sarah R says: as in a delicious star of David?

Jason says: Nope. As in bacon from the cosmos. Falling to Earth while crisping up through the atmosphere.

22Sep/10

What we've got here, is bacon to communicate.

20Sep/10

Will not poop while handstanding. Will not poop while handstanding. Will not poop while handstanding.

17Sep/10

Jason passes wind in the wind.

15Sep/10

Jason is something other than something else.

11Sep/10

If vegatables tasted like bacon I think my life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds.

10Sep/10 with more guests

Jason wonders that maybe when you think, it's actually happening in another dimension. As if your body is just a temporary device that your multi-dimensional mind is using until the body has just had enough and runs out of time. But your thinking continues regardless. Because your mind and thoughts are actually coming from somewhere, someplace that we can't even comprehend.

Jason adds: At least for me anyway.

Sarah says: Food for thought... thought for food? Where's the bacon in this theoretical speculation? ;-) Perhaps we are all just fancy marionettes from planet Bacon, and are therefore under the control of Baconites/Baconians... ;-) Perhaps we should read some Sir Francis Bacon for clarity on this situation. If "Acorns were good until bread was found" then I guess it should follow that pork was good until bacon was found. After that, there is just no going back! Back bacon back! Pun intended. ;-)

Jason says: I believe it more than just a theoretical speculation...
And if there was a planet Bacon, I would so destroy it with my mouth! I hope it's crispy. If my last name was bacon I would legally retire all my other names, except the Sir part. Go Team Bacon!

10Sep/10 with guests

Two things are infinite: the universe and tasty bacon; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Shtu says: I bet if there was a deodorant that smells like bacon, you'd wear it.

Jason says: WEAR it? Hell, I'd eat it with a spoon!

07Sep/10

I love bacon, not for what it is, but for what I am when I am eating it.

07Sep/10

Jason sure could use a nice crispy slice of bacon right about now.

In response to a friend's FB post, Jason says: Enhance your Karate skills by embracing the ancient spirits of the bacon!

06Sep/10 with guests

Jason has been making sure the couch is still comfy and the TV is still working.

MJ says: Tough job but someone has to do it.

01Sep/10 with guests

Jason wishes there was a fast food place that served nothing but bacon. And chicken wings. And beer.

Jason's wife says: There is. It's called our house.

17Aug/10

Jason is being as he wishes to seem.

13Aug/10

Jason thinks 'the' is kind of a weird word when you really think about it.

12Aug/10 with guests and the Bacon Fairy

Jason says: The Bacon Fairy. LTFO!

Jason says: Should have kept it black and white.

Yasher says: No, no. the color makes the bacon stand out really well!

Jason says: Well, she was happy when the I started the picture. I'm not sure what happened.

Yasher says: I think it's for the best that the kiddies don't feel she's too approachable.

Jason says: Ya, ya. That makes sense.

10Aug/10 with guests

Jason says: Keep your eyes in the skies over the next couple of nights and you just may see something cool.

Yasher says: The Bacon Fairy?

Jason says: Yep, she'll be flying in her helicopter throwing crispy bacon at the children below!

08Aug/10

Jason thinks he knows how to make cold fusion work.

05Aug/10 with guests

Jason wonders what the odds are that we're in the first generation that understands reality?

Yasher says: Odds ain't great. Reality is relative. We partially evolved monkeys have known that for AGES! *grin*

Jason says: I aint no partially evolved monkey. I'm a dancer!

04Aug/10

"Daddy? Do you want to smell my bum? It's garden fresh!" - quote from Jason's daughter.

01Aug/10 with guests

Jason says: Είναι η μία που καταναλώνει όλες τις μπέικον! (Google Translator Greek to English: It is the one that consumes all the bacon.)

Wonko says: όλα μπέικον σας είναι ανήκουν σε μας (Google Translator Greek to English: all your bacon belong to us.)

Yasher says: Μπέικον! Woot! (Google Translator Greek to English: Bacon! Woot!)

Jason says: Μόνο μπέικον μπορεί πρόληψη των δασικών πυρκαγιών. (Google Translator Greek to English: bacon alone can prevent forest fires.)

Yasher says: Είμαι γέλιο μπέικον μου μακριά! (Google Translator Greek to English: I am laughing my bacon off!)

Jason says: Wha?

Yasher says: Wonko, δεν νομίζω ότι είναι ο Ιάσονας με την ίδια tha μεταφραστή που χρησιμοποιούμε. Google βράχους, yo! (Google Translator Greek to English: Wonko, I do not think Jason is the same tha translator use. Google rocks, yo!) (What I typed in English to translate to Greek was: Wonko, I don't think Jason is using the same translator that we are using. Google rocks, yo!)

Jason says: Το χοιρομέρι είναι στη, το μπέικον είναι λίπους. Θα ήθελα να τρώνε μπέικον και αυτό είναι ότι! (Google Translator Greek to English: The ham is in the bacon fat. I would eat bacon and that's that!)

31Jul/10

Jason can see the future. Jason can see bacon.

31Jul/10

Jason farted and thinks it smells pretty good!

27Jul/10

Drrrrr! I got a wooden spoon! Drrrrr!

22Jul/10

Jason dreams of crispy bacon and spicey chicken wings.

19Jul/10

If you are not part of the bacon, then you are eating the bacon.

17Jul/10

Jason wonders, if you're fishing. And you catch a monkey. Is it still fishing?

30Jun/10

Whoneedsaspacebaranyway?

29Jun/10 with guests

Jason says: Schroedinger had a mild displeasure for cats.

Wonko says: More like a psychotic cat poisoner, disguised as a scientist!

Yasher says: It was very clearly a theoretical experiment. There is no way Schrodinger got a cat to stay in a box for two minutes, much less conducted any sound experiments on the cat and it's state inside the box. PS: You spelled his name wrong. You simp.

Jason says: DID I spell it wrong? Perhaps it's spelt correctly in another dimension which would make YOUR spelling wrong! Hahaha! PS: Can I borrow your cat?

Yasher says: You can have them both. The cats, I mean. You only had one extra e, but you can keep that too. I'm sure Shrodinger would have liked that.

16Jun/10

The more I get into quantum theory, I find the need for long integral equations starts to, I don't know, disappear. I'm pretty sure everyone knows that tons of stuff can be done solely by just knowing that eigenstats are orthogonal AND by asserting that they have been normalized. I'd type out some of Diracs simplified notation but I think I'll get another beer instead.

11Jun/10

Jason uses his super-computer mind and still comes up with the same sh!t to type on his facebook status.

09Jun/10

Jason thinks consciousness and quantum mechanics are somehow related.

05Jun/10

Jason is a singularity.

05Jun/10

Jason is out of beer. So I win, 12 - 0.

05Jun/10

Jason, if translated could be made into at least two books.

05Jun/10

Jason weee!

05Jun/10

Jason is a huge amount of explanation. I just IS.

05Jun/10

Jason has a footprint that catches spirits. A mystical representitive that appears in rituals and symbols. None of which was made in his own brain cloud. Only other peoples, and crazy sh!t like that.

05Jun/10

Jason didn't invent any complex systems of consciousness or thought. No secrets here b!tches.

05Jun/10

Jason may slip on the sidewalk. But the general public knows nothing of science. So in a way, it's like nothing even happened.

05Jun/10

Jason will never offer proof of his actual powers.

05Jun/10

Jason will never have nothing stupid to say.

05Jun/10

Jason believes that he is an exerpt speller.

05Jun/10

Jason sees the wild dogs. They are among the rarest but most efficient. Teamwork. Their strategy. Target. They seem to form around their pray. Moving in total silence they take their position.

05Jun/10

Jason continues to type interesting things. This is a lush keyboard of change and apprehensive swiming monkeys.

...and not just like 2 or 3 monkeys. Like a whole bunch.

05Jun/10

Jason will never fly. Not like those birds and all those wings and stuff. It's probably due to not having feathers.

05Jun/10

Jason travels with the catfish and the birds in the mist. It's a seasonal thing.

05Jun/10

Jason knows what the prime directive is but is always at odds because lets face it, we all know how tasty aliens are.

05Jun/10

Jason has never been good at searching desperatly for water. I've never had to journey for it, like the buffalo. Never seen a dust storm or been seperated from my calf. I am a sanctuary of the main heard. What?

05Jun/10

Jason carries water then condences it into clouds and produces monsoons. Of course, I need the suns help.

05Jun/10

Jason is at one with the giant sharks and whales. His brain migrates with them, to the south.

05Jun/10

Jason sees the awsomeness of surprise. The chase. The whale and a sea lion between its teeth.

05Jun/10

Jason is humbled by the suns influence on the oceans. Jason believes that our amazing planet is richest within its waves and the big fat whales that strike the surf.

05Jun/10

Jason soaks up most of the forests plants and animals.

05Jun/10

Jason is riddled by the suns color on the landscape. The Earth continues to spin.

05Jun/10

Jason wrestles a giant cheese.

01Apr/10

Jason is thinking of typing something that doesn't sound stupid. Dang.

01Jun/10

Jason fight the chowder.

25May/10

Jason sometimes wishes he was Kenny Rogers so when he sings The Gambler, he'll totaly sound like Kenny Rogers.

21May/10

Jason watched an old man walk up to my fence and smell it. I guess that's a compliment?

12May/10

Jason really has to write a bacon song one day.

11May/10

Jason wonders if he puts a peice of bacon under his pillow, will the bacon fairy come and leave a pig?

07May/10

Jason thinks that if water was more like air, we sure would see a lot more fish in the city.