29Dec/10

Something bacon this way comes.

20Dec/10

I guess hanging bacon on the tree wasn't such a great idea after all.

19Dec/10

Candy canes, pickles, chocolates. Feels like Christmas!

01Dec/10

A minute passed. Then another. Then, another minute. Then... another minute passed. Follwed by another different minute. And another. And yet another further different minute. A minute passed. I glanced at my watch.

19Nov/10

Sometimes when I can't concentrate and all those voices are talking in my head movies, that silly leprachaun smacks me in the lip and then we smile at each other and everything goes back to normal again.

27Oct/10

I wonder if I could somehow play my guitar with a slice of bacon. I need a video camera...

26Oct/10 with guest

Jason says: I wish this cold would turn into bacon.

Wonko says: Crispy Sneezes!

22Oct/10

Jason has had a real bad cold for the last couple of days. Starting to feel a bit better. Is it wrong to eat bacon if I can't taste it? Is that like a waste of bacon?

20Oct/10

If when you die and you get a choice between bacon heaven and regular heaven, choose bacon heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy.

19Oct/10

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then yahoo! I'd have all my money back.

17Oct/10

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and our prejudices and just get down and eat some delicious crispy bacon together.

16Oct/10

I was watching an old man walk by the house today and thought to myself "I'm going to be like you one day old man, so why not give me your coat?". So I went out to try and get his coat but he was gone.

15Oct/10

If puppies tasted like bacon I'd eat them too!

15Oct/10

If there's a little peice of god in all of us like some people say, I sure hope he likes bacon 'cause that's what he's getting.

10Oct/10

Bacon is in my future.

07Oct/10

Bacon?

06Oct/10

I do love bacon. Especially before someone else has eaten it.

05Oct/10

I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'M THE MAP!

29Sep/10

All your bacon are belong to us.

27Sep/10

Mortal as I am, I know that I am born for a day. But when I follow at my pleasure the aroma of bacon as it crisps in the pan, my feet no longer touch the earth.

26Sep/10 with guest

Jason says: Star Bacon.

Sarah R says: as in a delicious star of David?

Jason says: Nope. As in bacon from the cosmos. Falling to Earth while crisping up through the atmosphere.

22Sep/10

What we've got here, is bacon to communicate.

20Sep/10

Will not poop while handstanding. Will not poop while handstanding. Will not poop while handstanding.

17Sep/10

Jason passes wind in the wind.

15Sep/10

Jason is something other than something else.

11Sep/10

If vegatables tasted like bacon I think my life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds.

10Sep/10 with more guests

Jason wonders that maybe when you think, it's actually happening in another dimension. As if your body is just a temporary device that your multi-dimensional mind is using until the body has just had enough and runs out of time. But your thinking continues regardless. Because your mind and thoughts are actually coming from somewhere, someplace that we can't even comprehend.

Jason adds: At least for me anyway.

Sarah says: Food for thought... thought for food? Where's the bacon in this theoretical speculation? ;-) Perhaps we are all just fancy marionettes from planet Bacon, and are therefore under the control of Baconites/Baconians... ;-) Perhaps we should read some Sir Francis Bacon for clarity on this situation. If "Acorns were good until bread was found" then I guess it should follow that pork was good until bacon was found. After that, there is just no going back! Back bacon back! Pun intended. ;-)

Jason says: I believe it more than just a theoretical speculation...
And if there was a planet Bacon, I would so destroy it with my mouth! I hope it's crispy. If my last name was bacon I would legally retire all my other names, except the Sir part. Go Team Bacon!

10Sep/10 with guests

Two things are infinite: the universe and tasty bacon; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Shtu says: I bet if there was a deodorant that smells like bacon, you'd wear it.

Jason says: WEAR it? Hell, I'd eat it with a spoon!

07Sep/10

I love bacon, not for what it is, but for what I am when I am eating it.

07Sep/10

Jason sure could use a nice crispy slice of bacon right about now.

In response to a friend's FB post, Jason says: Enhance your Karate skills by embracing the ancient spirits of the bacon!

06Sep/10 with guests

Jason has been making sure the couch is still comfy and the TV is still working.

MJ says: Tough job but someone has to do it.

01Sep/10 with guests

Jason wishes there was a fast food place that served nothing but bacon. And chicken wings. And beer.

Jason's wife says: There is. It's called our house.

17Aug/10

Jason is being as he wishes to seem.

13Aug/10

Jason thinks 'the' is kind of a weird word when you really think about it.

12Aug/10 with guests and the Bacon Fairy

Jason says: The Bacon Fairy. LTFO!

Jason says: Should have kept it black and white.

Yasher says: No, no. the color makes the bacon stand out really well!

Jason says: Well, she was happy when the I started the picture. I'm not sure what happened.

Yasher says: I think it's for the best that the kiddies don't feel she's too approachable.

Jason says: Ya, ya. That makes sense.

10Aug/10 with guests

Jason says: Keep your eyes in the skies over the next couple of nights and you just may see something cool.

Yasher says: The Bacon Fairy?

Jason says: Yep, she'll be flying in her helicopter throwing crispy bacon at the children below!

08Aug/10

Jason thinks he knows how to make cold fusion work.

05Aug/10 with guests

Jason wonders what the odds are that we're in the first generation that understands reality?

Yasher says: Odds ain't great. Reality is relative. We partially evolved monkeys have known that for AGES! *grin*

Jason says: I aint no partially evolved monkey. I'm a dancer!

04Aug/10

"Daddy? Do you want to smell my bum? It's garden fresh!" - quote from Jason's daughter.

01Aug/10 with guests

Jason says: Είναι η μία που καταναλώνει όλες τις μπέικον! (Google Translator Greek to English: It is the one that consumes all the bacon.)

Wonko says: όλα μπέικον σας είναι ανήκουν σε μας (Google Translator Greek to English: all your bacon belong to us.)

Yasher says: Μπέικον! Woot! (Google Translator Greek to English: Bacon! Woot!)

Jason says: Μόνο μπέικον μπορεί πρόληψη των δασικών πυρκαγιών. (Google Translator Greek to English: bacon alone can prevent forest fires.)

Yasher says: Είμαι γέλιο μπέικον μου μακριά! (Google Translator Greek to English: I am laughing my bacon off!)

Jason says: Wha?

Yasher says: Wonko, δεν νομίζω ότι είναι ο Ιάσονας με την ίδια tha μεταφραστή που χρησιμοποιούμε. Google βράχους, yo! (Google Translator Greek to English: Wonko, I do not think Jason is the same tha translator use. Google rocks, yo!) (What I typed in English to translate to Greek was: Wonko, I don't think Jason is using the same translator that we are using. Google rocks, yo!)

Jason says: Το χοιρομέρι είναι στη, το μπέικον είναι λίπους. Θα ήθελα να τρώνε μπέικον και αυτό είναι ότι! (Google Translator Greek to English: The ham is in the bacon fat. I would eat bacon and that's that!)

31Jul/10

Jason can see the future. Jason can see bacon.

31Jul/10

Jason farted and thinks it smells pretty good!

27Jul/10

Drrrrr! I got a wooden spoon! Drrrrr!

22Jul/10

Jason dreams of crispy bacon and spicey chicken wings.

19Jul/10

If you are not part of the bacon, then you are eating the bacon.

17Jul/10

Jason wonders, if you're fishing. And you catch a monkey. Is it still fishing?

30Jun/10

Whoneedsaspacebaranyway?

29Jun/10 with guests

Jason says: Schroedinger had a mild displeasure for cats.

Wonko says: More like a psychotic cat poisoner, disguised as a scientist!

Yasher says: It was very clearly a theoretical experiment. There is no way Schrodinger got a cat to stay in a box for two minutes, much less conducted any sound experiments on the cat and it's state inside the box. PS: You spelled his name wrong. You simp.

Jason says: DID I spell it wrong? Perhaps it's spelt correctly in another dimension which would make YOUR spelling wrong! Hahaha! PS: Can I borrow your cat?

Yasher says: You can have them both. The cats, I mean. You only had one extra e, but you can keep that too. I'm sure Shrodinger would have liked that.

16Jun/10

The more I get into quantum theory, I find the need for long integral equations starts to, I don't know, disappear. I'm pretty sure everyone knows that tons of stuff can be done solely by just knowing that eigenstats are orthogonal AND by asserting that they have been normalized. I'd type out some of Diracs simplified notation but I think I'll get another beer instead.

11Jun/10

Jason uses his super-computer mind and still comes up with the same sh!t to type on his facebook status.

09Jun/10

Jason thinks consciousness and quantum mechanics are somehow related.

05Jun/10

Jason is a singularity.

05Jun/10

Jason is out of beer. So I win, 12 - 0.

05Jun/10

Jason, if translated could be made into at least two books.

05Jun/10

Jason weee!

05Jun/10

Jason is a huge amount of explanation. I just IS.

05Jun/10

Jason has a footprint that catches spirits. A mystical representitive that appears in rituals and symbols. None of which was made in his own brain cloud. Only other peoples, and crazy sh!t like that.

05Jun/10

Jason didn't invent any complex systems of consciousness or thought. No secrets here b!tches.

05Jun/10

Jason may slip on the sidewalk. But the general public knows nothing of science. So in a way, it's like nothing even happened.

05Jun/10

Jason will never offer proof of his actual powers.

05Jun/10

Jason will never have nothing stupid to say.

05Jun/10

Jason believes that he is an exerpt speller.

05Jun/10

Jason sees the wild dogs. They are among the rarest but most efficient. Teamwork. Their strategy. Target. They seem to form around their pray. Moving in total silence they take their position.

05Jun/10

Jason continues to type interesting things. This is a lush keyboard of change and apprehensive swiming monkeys.

...and not just like 2 or 3 monkeys. Like a whole bunch.

05Jun/10

Jason will never fly. Not like those birds and all those wings and stuff. It's probably due to not having feathers.

05Jun/10

Jason travels with the catfish and the birds in the mist. It's a seasonal thing.

05Jun/10

Jason knows what the prime directive is but is always at odds because lets face it, we all know how tasty aliens are.

05Jun/10

Jason has never been good at searching desperatly for water. I've never had to journey for it, like the buffalo. Never seen a dust storm or been seperated from my calf. I am a sanctuary of the main heard. What?

05Jun/10

Jason carries water then condences it into clouds and produces monsoons. Of course, I need the suns help.

05Jun/10

Jason is at one with the giant sharks and whales. His brain migrates with them, to the south.

05Jun/10

Jason sees the awsomeness of surprise. The chase. The whale and a sea lion between its teeth.

05Jun/10

Jason is humbled by the suns influence on the oceans. Jason believes that our amazing planet is richest within its waves and the big fat whales that strike the surf.

05Jun/10

Jason soaks up most of the forests plants and animals.

05Jun/10

Jason is riddled by the suns color on the landscape. The Earth continues to spin.

05Jun/10

Jason wrestles a giant cheese.

01Apr/10

Jason is thinking of typing something that doesn't sound stupid. Dang.

01Jun/10

Jason fight the chowder.

25May/10

Jason sometimes wishes he was Kenny Rogers so when he sings The Gambler, he'll totaly sound like Kenny Rogers.

21May/10

Jason watched an old man walk up to my fence and smell it. I guess that's a compliment?

12May/10

Jason really has to write a bacon song one day.

11May/10

Jason wonders if he puts a peice of bacon under his pillow, will the bacon fairy come and leave a pig?

07May/10

Jason thinks that if water was more like air, we sure would see a lot more fish in the city.

24Apr/10

Jason thinks those spicey hot chicken wings last night were spicey hot again this morning.

23Apr/10

Your bacon will become crispy only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, eats all the crispy bacon...

23Apr/10

Bacon has only one owner at a time. That's why bacon is lonely.

23Apr/10

Jason is about to type something extraordinary...

20Apr/10

Jason is worried he'll stop being invited to high class parties if he keeps trying to fertilize the caviar...

18Apr/10

Jason thinks nobody is listening until you fart.

17Apr/10

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

16Apr/10

A hand in the bush should be cleaned regularly.

16Apr/10

Just because you have a hammer doesn't mean the bunnies will stop chasing you.

16Apr/10

It's only kinky the first time.

15Apr/10

Jason thinks that before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

14Apr/10

Jason thinks he is unique. Just like everybody else.

14Apr/10

Jason thinks another crisp cool beer is a pretty good idea. Not like that other idea about not having another crisp cool beer.

14Apr/10 with guests

Jason thinks he'd better work out a set of scientific principles that describe the known behaviour of energy and matter that predominate at the atomic AND subatomic scales.

Yasher comments: Ah, I wondered what was going on with your profile pic. I was confused with the "-" part.

Jason comments: Ya, I gues it would have made more sense if I wrote the differencial operator to but then I'd have to keep going and I'd just end up messing with the Schrodinger equation for particles per box and I keep screwing it up.

Yasher comments: Wait, particles? I thought Schrodigner's cat was in the box. Now you have me all mixed up!

Jason comments: The cat IS the particles!

Dean comments: Whoa!!what the hell are u guys talking about????can u explain????lol.....

Yasher comments: Schrodinger's 'cat in the box' experiment: This is a hypothetical experiment in which we put a cat inside a box with some equipment which releases poisonous gas on detection of electrons. In this case, after an hour, one would say that he doesn't know whether the cat is dead or alive, and this can be known only by looking inside the box. But according to quantum theory, it is better to say the cat is half dead or half alive, until we check on it. Confused! Actually it is based on the basic assumption of probability and not the fact. Fact comes in picture when we actually see inside the box, till then it's all about probability.

Yasher comments: I copied that from the Internet, by the way. I knew about Schrodinger's Cat because of our Dad, who digs Quantum Mechanics, but the idea was made funny on the sitcom Big Bang Theory.

Yasher comments: Jason, the answer is obviously 42. Stop thinking so much about it. Sometimes the answer just IS.

Jason comments: You think thats confusing? Try using Euler's formula and then you can throw all that out the window!

Yasher comments: Oh don't even get me STARTED on Euler! *wonders if anyone else releases how full of crap we are*

Dean comments: I feel a little less stupid.... thank you!Sitcom's "whoa" don't watch them..but I know my roommate watch's that show,it looks funny..

Jason comments: If by 'crap' you mean unifying fundamental forces through quantum mechanics, then yes.

Yasher comments: LOL And I don't know where Jason's getting this stuff, but I've been laughing my head off for the past half hour at this stuff.

Yasher comments: Oh so I suppose next you're going to say the more precisely the energy of an object is known, lesser is certainty in calculation of its position in time, and vice versa, also applicable for the position and momentum of an object?

Jason comments: Stop laughing! I'm attempting to unify field theory of the electromagnetic, weak and strong interactions! It's very hard! ... woops, spilldid my drink

Jason comments: are there quantum physics in Winnipeg?

Yasher comments: *pissing self laughing*

Jason comments: ...."the more precisely the energy of an object is known, lesser is certainty in calculation of its position in time, and vice versa, also applicable for the position and momentum of an object?" - Well, smarty pants, you didn't even mention anything about gravity there. Try using semisimple groups to exhibit similar properties WITH gravity and THEN we're cooking with neutrinos! Haha, thats a joke btw.

Yasher comments: A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

Jason comments: Ha!

Jason comments: Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."

Yasher comments: HA! I had to email this entire conversation to Dad. He'd be proud.

Jason comments: :D

08Apr/10

He who controls the spice, controls the universe!

06Apr/10

Jason enjoys a fine cheese.

03Apr/10

Jason is full of ham and beer.

30Mar/10

Jason is a chicken magnet. A crispy chicken magnet. Chickaaaaaaaaaah

26Mar/10

Jason drank a beer.

22Mar/10

Karate Chop vs. Pork Chop. Pork Chop wins!

20Mar/10

Jason had some gas splashed in my eyes while I was at the dump today. I don't recommend this.

15Mar/10

Jason is day dreaming about bacon.

06Mar/10

Jason has pretty much beaten the ninja cold down. But a cough remains. A samurai cough.

04Mar/10

Jason is fighting a cold. A ninja cold.

02Mar/10

The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before.

01Mar/10

Meat from other animals, such as beef, lamb, chicken, goat, or turkey, may also be cut, cured, or otherwise prepared to resemble bacon.

25Feb/10

Jason wishes he was like Spiderman. But rather than shooting web out of his wrists, it would be bacon. And instead of being able to climb walls and what-not, he could fry the bacon with his fingers tips. And instead of the Spider mask, there would be a strip of bacon across his eyes, like Geordi La Forge from Star Trek.

24Feb/10

Jason is fighting Ninja!

23Feb/10

Jason turns bacon into poop.

Just wait for my next trick.. turning poop into bacon. Currently looking for taste testers.

20Feb/10 with guests

Jason sniffs for gold

Yasher comments: Well you smell like butt. Okay, I don't know why I said that. I've been hanging out with my kid too much. Who, by the way, draws every picture with fart lines coming out the back of people. Jason. Thanks for that!

Jason comments: Hehehe, fart lines. That was great

Yasher comments: Yeah, it continues to be quite hilarious. My kid is lucky that her mother is so fabulously immature. Seems to run in the family...

Jason comments: Turns out I really do smell like butt sometimes.

Ysaher comments: I must be psychic, eh?

10Feb/10

Bacon. The chocolate bar of meats.

05Feb/10

Buh. Akin. Bacon.

30Jan/10

Jason thinks that sh!t would be a lot different if he could just breathe water.

30Jan/10

Jason 'aint fakin' no bacon makin'.

28Jan/10

Jason enjoyed eating those yummy ribs tonight. Jason will also enjoy their exit tomorow morning. But not as much as the eating part.

25Jan/10

Jason reminds everyone that bacon may be eaten smoked, boiled, fried, baked, or grilled.

25Jan/10

Jason is working to bring home the bacon.

23Jan/10

Jason just planted a tree in the backyard. I can't wait for the crispy bacon to start growing from its branches!

21Jan/10

Jason wonders if bacon showers really does rhyme with Jason ...

20Jan/10

Jason believes in bacon at first sight.

15Jan/10

Jason surfs the bacon.

08Jan/10

Jason wonders if bacon is a color.

06Jan/10

Jason is going to invent bacon kites. And then pigs really WILL fly! I guess it will really just be a portion that will fly, not an entire pig. So ya, that "when pigs fly" saying doesn't really apply. All this typing is slowing my inventing down.