29Sep/11

Find a cookie, pick it up.

Then all day you'll probably be looking for more cookies.

28Sep/11 pt. 2

Neil says: riddle me this ....... what is the longest yet the shortest thing in the world , the swiftest and the slowest , most divisible and most extended,least valued and most regretted,witout it nothing can be done,devours everything and gives life to all things ??? the answer to come later ..... or guess

Jason says: Cookies?

Brian says: bacon?

Shawn says: Time.

Neil says: lol the answer is ........ TIME

Brian says: whats that? Time for bacon?

Keith says: i like cookies and bacon

Jason says: I have time for both

Neil says: time is as time does

28Sep/11

Jason says: The wings were so spicy it'll be a burnin' eye in the morning.

Yasher says: I read that like you're talking like a pirate. It makes it even funnier.

Jason says: Hahahaha it's way better that way!

Jason's wife says: Quit your whining, husband! Dab, don't wipe!

Yasher says: LOL It's funny when you read the Wife's comment in 'Pirate', too!

Jason says: I'm reading everything in pirate now. And I dont dab.

Jason says: I swab me hearties, yar.

Yasher says: *laughing me hearty little arsey bits off, AR!*

25Sep/11

On the topic of Jason's new Man Cave renovations:

Shannon says: This is going to be great - where does the beer fridge go?

Heather says: I like new studs.

Jason says: Beer fridge just around the corner. Maybe I'll go and use it right now!

Stu says: Jasson you stud

Neil says: new studs in ? did the wife get tired of her live-in stud and x-change you for somthing newer ??

Jason says: I screwed every one of those studs at least two times. And there's 36 of them. I guess I'll try anything 72 or more times...

Stu says: Wild. Good job Jasson. Where's the drum kit go?

Jason says: I don't know yet but build it and it will drum?

24Sep/11

Jason says: My face continues to sense beers near it.

Yasher says: I think there's an ointment you can get for that...

Shannon says: Beer Balm?

Jason says: Mmmm beer balm

Shannon says: .... and you shall be anointed with said balm....

23Sep/11

I sense a beer near my face.

20Sep/11

You can never be totally prepared for an alien anal probe.

18Sep/11

Jason: Ponders if you had two bum holes, would you have two poops of equal mass or would one be larger than the other? Maybe they wouldn't even poop at the same time which would really mess up the whole going 'one or two'. Cause you might have to go three right?

Wonko: One more doggy door to "release the hounds"

Wonko: The two-headed turtle?

Jason: Do you wipe with one hand? Which bum hole first? Is there bum hole priority?

Wonko: If you have the squirts, whatever you do, don't cross the streams!

Jason: Never cross the streams!

17Sep/11 pt. 2

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom...

17Sep/11

Summer is gone and the turkeys are getting fat.