29Nov/11

So it turns out that yelling "I drink your milkshake!" to the Tim Hortons drive through worker isn't as funny to them as it is to you.

28Nov/11

The only good piece of bacon is a piece of bacon.

25Nov/11

I once farted an entire soup.

17Nov/11

Let them eat bacon.

07Nov/11

Jason prepares the red matter.

03Nov/11

When the world gives you lemons you put them in the fridge and grab a beer.

28Oct/11 with Guests

Jason says: Now in brief, so many difficulties stem from apparent conflict between several principles of quantum measurement. So when you try to measure the dynamics, you just get pissed off. And then it's like, I'm just going to get another beer.

Yasher says: Well what are you trying to measure the dynamics WITH? It's those little details that can skew the whole thing. You can't get sloppy with Quantum Measurement, Jason. You can't just eye ball it, ya know?

Jason says: Bah it doesn't matter what I'm measuring with, the entanglement is all the same. I guess I was expecting more.

Yasher says: You always set your hopes too high with this stuff. Have you considered that the beer caused you to neglect to carry the 1 again?

Jason says: No, I can carry a lot more than just one beer.

Yasher says: Well you've always been a man with many talents. Except for when you weren't.

Ashley W says: Best. Status. Ever

Keith S says: im not sure but tha quasi sim code of the beer makes me end up in some sort of shackles ... weird

Glen C says: so ya... string theroy, 21 dimensions, time travel, endless dimensions quantum entanglement. what the hell i need a flat of beer

Jason says: If only it didn't cost so much to test quantum gravity...

28Oct/11

I like spaceships.

22Oct/11

If people would just slow down, take some time to watch the clouds float by and close thier eyes and smell the roses once in a while, I think it might be a little easier to steal thier wallet.

21Oct/11

Renovated the inside of his nostrils with a long fingernail.

I'm not even sure who's fingernail it was.

18Oct/11

Hasn't renovated anything in days.

17Oct/11

I think it would be cool if I could talk like Morgan Freeman. People would be like, hey you sound just like Morgan Freeman and I'd be like, I know.

15Oct/11

I wish pirates had a firm grasp on fundimental quantization cause shit just would have worked out so much better that way.

07Oct/11

I am what I do. I guess excellence is my habit.

03Oct/11

Dancing with the Farts.

29Sep/11

Find a cookie, pick it up.

Then all day you'll probably be looking for more cookies.

28Sep/11 pt. 2

Neil says: riddle me this ....... what is the longest yet the shortest thing in the world , the swiftest and the slowest , most divisible and most extended,least valued and most regretted,witout it nothing can be done,devours everything and gives life to all things ??? the answer to come later ..... or guess

Jason says: Cookies?

Brian says: bacon?

Shawn says: Time.

Neil says: lol the answer is ........ TIME

Brian says: whats that? Time for bacon?

Keith says: i like cookies and bacon

Jason says: I have time for both

Neil says: time is as time does

28Sep/11

Jason says: The wings were so spicy it'll be a burnin' eye in the morning.

Yasher says: I read that like you're talking like a pirate. It makes it even funnier.

Jason says: Hahahaha it's way better that way!

Jason's wife says: Quit your whining, husband! Dab, don't wipe!

Yasher says: LOL It's funny when you read the Wife's comment in 'Pirate', too!

Jason says: I'm reading everything in pirate now. And I dont dab.

Jason says: I swab me hearties, yar.

Yasher says: *laughing me hearty little arsey bits off, AR!*

25Sep/11

On the topic of Jason's new Man Cave renovations:

Shannon says: This is going to be great - where does the beer fridge go?

Heather says: I like new studs.

Jason says: Beer fridge just around the corner. Maybe I'll go and use it right now!

Stu says: Jasson you stud

Neil says: new studs in ? did the wife get tired of her live-in stud and x-change you for somthing newer ??

Jason says: I screwed every one of those studs at least two times. And there's 36 of them. I guess I'll try anything 72 or more times...

Stu says: Wild. Good job Jasson. Where's the drum kit go?

Jason says: I don't know yet but build it and it will drum?

24Sep/11

Jason says: My face continues to sense beers near it.

Yasher says: I think there's an ointment you can get for that...

Shannon says: Beer Balm?

Jason says: Mmmm beer balm

Shannon says: .... and you shall be anointed with said balm....